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    Oatmeal cookies cure covid

    The wife tested positive, and she has been feeling down right awful. Can't get up out of bed, real bad temperature, the works.

    Being the great husband I am, I decided to make some oatmeal raisin cookies to help her feel better. After I had reached the point of no return and was committed to making them, I discovered we had no flour and the only substitute was some leftover flour from a fish fry we had.

    Needless to say, it tastes like a cookie met a hush puppy on prom night. I was really hoping the sugar and butter would cover up the garlic and onion powder.

    As for my wife, she suddenly had enough energy to get up out of bed, throw them away and let me know how bad they were, and clearly her taste and smell are back to 100%.
    Last edited by ctom87; 06-29-2022, 05:17 PM.

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      #3
      I love it!

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        #4
        LOL...
        Not only a bad temp...
        But a bad temperment, as well...
        But then...Fish cookies, ain't been my fave either...
        Get well soon, Mrs...

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          #5
          Wishing your wife a speedy recovery and an ice pack between your legs on your nurts will make the swelling go down.

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            #6
            Good one!!!

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              #7
              Welp at least she still has her taste [emoji16]. Hopes she gets better soon .

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                #8
                And if you need proof God loves you and shows mercy, I woke up with one ear clogged and couldn't hear anything, and I kid you not, as I was baking these nasty cookies, my other ear clogged and I really can't hear anything in either ear lol. Between the two of us I lost my hearing! Blessing in disguise.

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                  #9
                  Well done

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                    #10
                    Hillarious!


                    Blessings come in many forms. Some pleasant, some not. But they all have a reason.


                    Hope your wife gets to feel-n better.

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                        #12
                        Ha. That’s hilarious. Praying your wife feels better

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                          #13
                          Lol that there's funny. Hoping for a speedy recovery.

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                            #14
                            That was cruel.

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                              #15
                              Made her some pancakes this morning... "they don't have fish batter in them do they? I can't do that again."

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