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Old 05-21-2022, 01:31 AM   #1
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Default So I wake up this Am and have a car in my driveway.

I woke up around 6:30 and rolled out to the gym around 7 and see some pos Chrysler 300 in my driveway.

I call my wife from the driveway and tell her about it and then we talk about calling the police to get it removed. Im already thinking thereís a dead body in the trunk so Iíve got a really good story to tell on TBh.

As I leave to go to the gym I see some crackhead weed eating my neighbors yard and I stop and ask him if he knows who that car belongs to.

Of course he says itís his.


What retard decides he is going to park in the neighbors driveway thatís under 22 years old. This dude was 35 plus or has lived a hard life.


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Old 05-21-2022, 01:32 AM   #2
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Dude wasnít at the front of my driveway he was all up in my ****.

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Old 05-21-2022, 01:39 AM   #3
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Iím going to have to bless him with some of my boys from the local PD on dem expired tags.


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Old 05-21-2022, 03:20 AM   #4
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So what did he tell you the reason was that the thought is was OK to park in your driveway?
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Old 05-21-2022, 04:08 AM   #5
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so many questions

how did you get out to g o to the gym?
why was he weed eating the neighbors yard that early?
was it your hot lesbian neighbors yard, or is that someone else I thinking of?
did you have him touch up your lawn since he was there already and apparently could have used a couple of extra bucks?
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Old 05-21-2022, 06:26 AM   #6
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I’d tow it so quick…
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Old 05-21-2022, 07:01 AM   #7
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Neighborhood gigolo. Parks where he likes.
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Old 05-21-2022, 07:07 AM   #8
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Is there a part 2 or maybe teaux?

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Old 05-21-2022, 07:09 AM   #9
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Iíve become so accustomed to adding punctuation on here I read crackhead, weed eating neighbor. Makes sense now. Well the story not the situation.


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Old 05-21-2022, 07:35 AM   #10
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Post is from 6 hours ago but 6:30 was only an hour ago.

Somebody got into the bottle and got confused on day from night and which driveway was his
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Old 05-21-2022, 07:43 AM   #11
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I concur in parking in your driveway being wrong but I would give a little graace since the guy was trying to make money by working

I would have just had him move it and park on the street next time

Then again I live in the country so I don't have to deal with that kind of stuff
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Old 05-21-2022, 08:04 AM   #12
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If he is working then leave him alone. Just ask him to please move it..
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Old 05-21-2022, 08:08 AM   #13
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Post is from 6 hours ago but 6:30 was only an hour ago.

Somebody got into the bottle and got confused on day from night and which driveway was his
He forgot what time it was.
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Old 05-21-2022, 08:11 AM   #14
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Címon man!!!
Heís weed eating and after that, probably gonna mow the grass.
I wouldnít want to get grass, dust, or dirt on my ride either!!!
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Old 05-21-2022, 08:11 AM   #15
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So what did he tell you the reason was that the thought is was OK to park in your driveway?

I didnít give him a chance to tell me. I asked if he knew whoís car it was and once he said it was his I wasnít very nice.


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Old 05-21-2022, 08:16 AM   #16
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If he is working then leave him alone. Just ask him to please move it..

Thereís a reson heís on the end of a weed eater and parking on peoples driveway.



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Old 05-21-2022, 08:21 AM   #17
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so many questions

how did you get out to g o to the gym?
why was he weed eating the neighbors yard that early?
was it your hot lesbian neighbors yard, or is that someone else I thinking of?
did you have him touch up your lawn since he was there already and apparently could have used a couple of extra bucks?

My driveway is wide enough to fit two cars. At least he was nice enough to not block my gate.

I have no problem with how early they were there because I donít live in a neighborhood and 6:30 to 7:00 am is fine.

Lesbians broke up and two gay dudes moved in. One gay dude tried to bone me one night by sending me me a message on linked in. Iím pretty sure I told that story on here.

My yard guys were here Wednesday so no need to touch anything up 2 days later.

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Old 05-21-2022, 08:22 AM   #18
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How do you not know what your neighbor drives?
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Old 05-21-2022, 08:25 AM   #19
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Some folks have no respect for other people’s property. It sucks your neighbor brings that kind of worker around into your neighborhood.
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Old 05-21-2022, 08:37 AM   #20
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Some folks have no respect for other peopleís property. It sucks your neighbor brings that kind of worker around into your neighborhood.

My neighbors are both really cool and Iíve had somebody building a fence for me try and pee on my neighbors house so I donít fault my neighbors

People are just stupid.


I feel like I should be joining the grumpy old farts get off my lawn team next year for Nanza.


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Old 05-21-2022, 09:26 AM   #21
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Maybe the dude has only ever lived the aparrment life and doesnt understand the driveway to yard layout. Thought he parked in the correct driveway?
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Old 05-21-2022, 09:33 AM   #22
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So what was the resolution?

You asked him to move his car, did he move it?
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Old 05-21-2022, 09:35 AM   #23
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Maybe the dude has only ever lived the aparrment life and doesnt understand the driveway to yard layout. Thought he parked in the correct driveway?

No. He was working on my neighbors yard.


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Old 05-21-2022, 09:37 AM   #24
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Did you get a complimentary lawn mow&trim coupon for your troubles?
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Old 05-21-2022, 09:38 AM   #25
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Tow hitch on a Chrysler 300 lays the predicate foundation. Either crack, meth or took too many fastballs to the ear. The boy is lost. :-)
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Old 05-21-2022, 09:52 AM   #26
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Hope he doesn't sneak back & burn your house down for jumping on him. LOL
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Old 05-21-2022, 09:53 AM   #27
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I think your are seriously misjudging this dude. Did you not see the receiver hitch and trailer light hook up. That boy has a Ranger 521 with 400 Sho somewhere.
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Old 05-21-2022, 10:02 AM   #28
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Default So I wake up this Am and have a car in my driveway.

Dave.....you DO realize you live in Louisiana right? Pretty sure this is considered customary driveway etiquette in Baton Rouge!
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Old 05-21-2022, 10:38 AM   #29
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Dave.....you DO realize you live in Louisiana right? Pretty sure this is considered customary driveway etiquette in Baton Rouge!

I honestly was expecting a dead body


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Old 05-21-2022, 10:50 AM   #30
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Scene of the crime.

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Old 05-21-2022, 10:57 AM   #31
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My neighbors are both really cool and Iíve had somebody building a fence for me try and pee on my neighbors house so I donít fault my neighbors

People are just stupid.


I feel like I should be joining the grumpy old farts get off my lawn team next year for Nanza.


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Just keep practicing, and you'll make it some day.
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Old 05-21-2022, 12:00 PM   #32
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I like reading all your stories. The best ever was the hammock. The equipMent in the pond was entertaining.


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Old 05-21-2022, 12:42 PM   #33
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I like reading all your stories. The best ever was the hammock. The equipMent in the pond was entertaining.


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Gotta find something to ***** about.


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Old 05-21-2022, 12:45 PM   #34
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Probably a stolen car, while using a stolen weedeater Who does that!
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Old 05-21-2022, 12:53 PM   #35
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My driveway is wide enough to fit two cars. At least he was nice enough to not block my gate.

I have no problem with how early they were there because I donít live in a neighborhood and 6:30 to 7:00 am is fine.

Lesbians broke up and two gay dudes moved in. One gay dude tried to bone me one night by sending me me a message on linked in. Iím pretty sure I told that story on here.

My yard guys were here Wednesday so no need to touch anything up 2 days later.

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Bro

He tried to bone you one linked in? Lol give me a link.


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Old 05-21-2022, 01:43 PM   #36
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Old 05-21-2022, 01:49 PM   #37
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just spoke with my gal in Plano and she said some guy was walking around her house taking all kinds of photo's. She went out to ask what he was doing and he told her that he had just bought the house. She told him not her house. End result was the house that was sold was across the street. My next question would have been how do you not know what house you just bought. I told her to report it to the police.
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Old 05-21-2022, 01:58 PM   #38
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Old 05-21-2022, 08:10 PM   #39
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I think it got deleted.


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I remember that story. Pretty hilarious.
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Old 05-21-2022, 09:56 PM   #40
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Well, there’s your problem right there. WTH were you doing out of bed at 6:30 AM on a Saturday morning, or did I read that wrong?
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Old 05-21-2022, 10:41 PM   #41
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People are just stupid.
If you hadn't told the story we might never have known.
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