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Black Ice · 05-21-2022, 01:31 AM

I woke up around 6:30 and rolled out to the gym around 7 and see some pos Chrysler 300 in my driveway.

I call my wife from the driveway and tell her about it and then we talk about calling the police to get it removed. Im already thinking there’s a dead body in the trunk so I’ve got a really good story to tell on TBh.

As I leave to go to the gym I see some crackhead weed eating my neighbors yard and I stop and ask him if he knows who that car belongs to.

Of course he says it’s his.

What retard decides he is going to park in the neighbors driveway that’s under 22 years old. This dude was 35 plus or has lived a hard life.

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Black Ice · 05-21-2022, 01:32 AM

Dude wasn’t at the front of my driveway he was all up in my ****.

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Black Ice · 05-21-2022, 01:39 AM

I’m going to have to bless him with some of my boys from the local PD on dem expired tags.

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bowhunterhelm · 05-21-2022, 03:20 AM

So what did he tell you the reason was that the thought is was OK to park in your driveway?

bowhuntntxn · 05-21-2022, 04:08 AM

so many questions

how did you get out to g o to the gym?
why was he weed eating the neighbors yard that early?
was it your hot lesbian neighbors yard, or is that someone else I thinking of?
did you have him touch up your lawn since he was there already and apparently could have used a couple of extra bucks?

Lynn21 · 05-21-2022, 06:26 AM

I’d tow it so quick…

Bayouboy · 05-21-2022, 07:01 AM

Neighborhood gigolo. Parks where he likes.

Quackerbox · 05-21-2022, 07:07 AM

Is there a part 2 or maybe teaux?

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TexasBob · 05-21-2022, 07:09 AM

I’ve become so accustomed to adding punctuation on here I read crackhead, weed eating neighbor. Makes sense now. Well the story not the situation.

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bboswell · 05-21-2022, 07:35 AM

Post is from 6 hours ago but 6:30 was only an hour ago.

Somebody got into the bottle and got confused on day from night and which driveway was his

BTLowry · 05-21-2022, 07:43 AM

I concur in parking in your driveway being wrong but I would give a little graace since the guy was trying to make money by working

I would have just had him move it and park on the street next time

Then again I live in the country so I don't have to deal with that kind of stuff

ttaxidermy · 05-21-2022, 08:04 AM

If he is working then leave him alone. Just ask him to please move it..

Fishndude · 05-21-2022, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by bboswell

Post is from 6 hours ago but 6:30 was only an hour ago.

Somebody got into the bottle and got confused on day from night and which driveway was his

He forgot what time it was.

sqiggy · 05-21-2022, 08:11 AM

C’mon man!!!
He’s weed eating and after that, probably gonna mow the grass.
I wouldn’t want to get grass, dust, or dirt on my ride either!!!

Black Ice · 05-21-2022, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by bowhunterhelm

So what did he tell you the reason was that the thought is was OK to park in your driveway?

I didn’t give him a chance to tell me. I asked if he knew who’s car it was and once he said it was his I wasn’t very nice.

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Black Ice · 05-21-2022, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by ttaxidermy

If he is working then leave him alone. Just ask him to please move it..

There’s a reson he’s on the end of a weed eater and parking on peoples driveway.

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Black Ice · 05-21-2022, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by bowhuntntxn

so many questions

how did you get out to g o to the gym?
why was he weed eating the neighbors yard that early?
was it your hot lesbian neighbors yard, or is that someone else I thinking of?
did you have him touch up your lawn since he was there already and apparently could have used a couple of extra bucks?

My driveway is wide enough to fit two cars. At least he was nice enough to not block my gate.

I have no problem with how early they were there because I don’t live in a neighborhood and 6:30 to 7:00 am is fine.

Lesbians broke up and two gay dudes moved in. One gay dude tried to bone me one night by sending me me a message on linked in. I’m pretty sure I told that story on here.

My yard guys were here Wednesday so no need to touch anything up 2 days later.

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Greenheadless · 05-21-2022, 08:22 AM

How do you not know what your neighbor drives?

Pedernal · 05-21-2022, 08:25 AM

Some folks have no respect for other people’s property. It sucks your neighbor brings that kind of worker around into your neighborhood.

Black Ice · 05-21-2022, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Pedernal

Some folks have no respect for other people’s property. It sucks your neighbor brings that kind of worker around into your neighborhood.

My neighbors are both really cool and I’ve had somebody building a fence for me try and pee on my neighbors house so I don’t fault my neighbors

People are just stupid.

I feel like I should be joining the grumpy old farts get off my lawn team next year for Nanza.

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Man · 05-21-2022, 09:26 AM

Maybe the dude has only ever lived the aparrment life and doesnt understand the driveway to yard layout. Thought he parked in the correct driveway?

JHT · 05-21-2022, 09:33 AM

So what was the resolution?

You asked him to move his car, did he move it?

Black Ice · 05-21-2022, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Man

Maybe the dude has only ever lived the aparrment life and doesnt understand the driveway to yard layout. Thought he parked in the correct driveway?

No. He was working on my neighbors yard.

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louieagarcia · 05-21-2022, 09:37 AM

Did you get a complimentary lawn mow&trim coupon for your troubles?

RR 314 · 05-21-2022, 09:38 AM

Tow hitch on a Chrysler 300 lays the predicate foundation. Either crack, meth or took too many fastballs to the ear. The boy is lost. :-)

DUKFVR · 05-21-2022, 09:52 AM

Hope he doesn't sneak back & burn your house down for jumping on him. LOL

Muddy Bud · 05-21-2022, 09:53 AM

I think your are seriously misjudging this dude. Did you not see the receiver hitch and trailer light hook up. That boy has a Ranger 521 with 400 Sho somewhere.

RascalArms · 05-21-2022, 10:02 AM

Dave.....you DO realize you live in Louisiana right? Pretty sure this is considered customary driveway etiquette in Baton Rouge!

Black Ice · 05-21-2022, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by RascalArms

Dave.....you DO realize you live in Louisiana right? Pretty sure this is considered customary driveway etiquette in Baton Rouge!

I honestly was expecting a dead body

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Black Ice · 05-21-2022, 10:50 AM

Scene of the crime.

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Texas Grown · 05-21-2022, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Ice

My neighbors are both really cool and I’ve had somebody building a fence for me try and pee on my neighbors house so I don’t fault my neighbors

People are just stupid.

I feel like I should be joining the grumpy old farts get off my lawn team next year for Nanza.

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Just keep practicing, and you'll make it some day.

manwitaplan · 05-21-2022, 12:00 PM

I like reading all your stories. The best ever was the hammock. The equipMent in the pond was entertaining.

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Black Ice · 05-21-2022, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by manwitaplan

I like reading all your stories. The best ever was the hammock. The equipMent in the pond was entertaining.

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Gotta find something to ***** about.

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Redfeathers · 05-21-2022, 12:45 PM

Probably a stolen car, while using a stolen weedeater

Who does that!

mrddye · 05-21-2022, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Ice

My driveway is wide enough to fit two cars. At least he was nice enough to not block my gate.

I have no problem with how early they were there because I don’t live in a neighborhood and 6:30 to 7:00 am is fine.

Lesbians broke up and two gay dudes moved in. One gay dude tried to bone me one night by sending me me a message on linked in. I’m pretty sure I told that story on here.

My yard guys were here Wednesday so no need to touch anything up 2 days later.

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Bro

He tried to bone you one linked in? Lol give me a link.

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squirrel · 05-21-2022, 01:43 PM

LinkedIn Premium has all kinds of services.

Jon Stewart · 05-21-2022, 01:49 PM

just spoke with my gal in Plano and she said some guy was walking around her house taking all kinds of photo's. She went out to ask what he was doing and he told her that he had just bought the house. She told him not her house. End result was the house that was sold was across the street. My next question would have been how do you not know what house you just bought. I told her to report it to the police.

Black Ice · 05-21-2022, 01:58 PM

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Bro

He tried to bone you one linked in? Lol give me a link.

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I think it got deleted.

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ByronB · 05-21-2022, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Ice

I think it got deleted.

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I remember that story. Pretty hilarious.

ThisLadyHunts · 05-21-2022, 09:56 PM

Well, there’s your problem right there. WTH were you doing out of bed at 6:30 AM on a Saturday morning, or did I read that wrong?

JuDGe · 05-21-2022, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Ice

People are just stupid.

If you hadn't told the story we might never have known.

05-21-2022, 01:31 AM	#1
Black Ice Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Baton Rouge Hunt In: Jefferson & Brooks County	So I wake up this Am and have a car in my driveway. I woke up around 6:30 and rolled out to the gym around 7 and see some pos Chrysler 300 in my driveway. I call my wife from the driveway and tell her about it and then we talk about calling the police to get it removed. Im already thinking there’s a dead body in the trunk so I’ve got a really good story to tell on TBh. As I leave to go to the gym I see some crackhead weed eating my neighbors yard and I stop and ask him if he knows who that car belongs to. Of course he says it’s his. What retard decides he is going to park in the neighbors driveway that’s under 22 years old. This dude was 35 plus or has lived a hard life. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro

05-21-2022, 01:32 AM	#2
Black Ice Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Baton Rouge Hunt In: Jefferson & Brooks County	So I wake up this Am and have a car in my driveway. Dude wasn’t at the front of my driveway he was all up in my ****. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro

05-21-2022, 10:02 AM	#28
RascalArms Pope & Young Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Oak Ridge, TX	So I wake up this Am and have a car in my driveway. Dave.....you DO realize you live in Louisiana right? Pretty sure this is considered customary driveway etiquette in Baton Rouge!

05-21-2022, 10:50 AM	#30
Black Ice Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Baton Rouge Hunt In: Jefferson & Brooks County	So I wake up this Am and have a car in my driveway. Scene of the crime. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro

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05-21-2022, 01:39 AM	#3
Black Ice Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Baton Rouge Hunt In: Jefferson & Brooks County	I’m going to have to bless him with some of my boys from the local PD on dem expired tags. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro

05-21-2022, 03:20 AM	#4
bowhunterhelm Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Leander Hunt In: Leander/Christoval	So what did he tell you the reason was that the thought is was OK to park in your driveway?

05-21-2022, 04:08 AM	#5
bowhuntntxn Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Denton, TX	so many questions how did you get out to g o to the gym? why was he weed eating the neighbors yard that early? was it your hot lesbian neighbors yard, or is that someone else I thinking of? did you have him touch up your lawn since he was there already and apparently could have used a couple of extra bucks?

05-21-2022, 06:26 AM	#6
Lynn21 Pope & Young Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Mesquite,texas Hunt In: Childress, Tx	I’d tow it so quick…

05-21-2022, 07:01 AM	#7
Bayouboy Pope & Young Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: League City Hunt In: East Texas	Neighborhood gigolo. Parks where he likes.

05-21-2022, 07:07 AM	#8
Quackerbox Pope & Young Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Magnolia Hunt In: The woods	Is there a part 2 or maybe teaux? Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk

05-21-2022, 07:09 AM	#9
TexasBob Pope & Young Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: NW Houston Area	I’ve become so accustomed to adding punctuation on here I read crackhead, weed eating neighbor. Makes sense now. Well the story not the situation. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

05-21-2022, 07:35 AM	#10
bboswell Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montgomery County Hunt In: Where ever I can	Post is from 6 hours ago but 6:30 was only an hour ago. Somebody got into the bottle and got confused on day from night and which driveway was his

05-21-2022, 07:43 AM	#11
BTLowry Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lindale Hunt In: Behind the house and public in Texas; Kansas Unit 5	I concur in parking in your driveway being wrong but I would give a little graace since the guy was trying to make money by working I would have just had him move it and park on the street next time Then again I live in the country so I don't have to deal with that kind of stuff

05-21-2022, 08:04 AM	#12
ttaxidermy Pope & Young Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Brazoria county Hunt In: Brady,McCulloch Cnty, Brazoria cnty, South Africa, Namibia Nebraska	If he is working then leave him alone. Just ask him to please move it..

05-21-2022, 08:11 AM	#14
sqiggy Pope & Young Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Franklin, Tx Hunt In: Panola Co and Robertson Co	C’mon man!!! He’s weed eating and after that, probably gonna mow the grass. I wouldn’t want to get grass, dust, or dirt on my ride either!!!

05-21-2022, 08:22 AM	#18
Greenheadless Pope & Young Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Houston, TX Hunt In: Liberty County	How do you not know what your neighbor drives?

05-21-2022, 08:25 AM	#19
Pedernal Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Del Rio Hunt In: Amistad	Some folks have no respect for other people’s property. It sucks your neighbor brings that kind of worker around into your neighborhood.

05-21-2022, 09:26 AM	#21
Man Pope & Young Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Casper,Tx Hunt In: Pronouns-He/Him	Maybe the dude has only ever lived the aparrment life and doesnt understand the driveway to yard layout. Thought he parked in the correct driveway?

05-21-2022, 09:33 AM	#22
JHT Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Houston	So what was the resolution? You asked him to move his car, did he move it?

05-21-2022, 09:37 AM	#24
louieagarcia Pope & Young Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Kingwood, Tx Hunt In: Planet Earth	Did you get a complimentary lawn mow&trim coupon for your troubles?

05-21-2022, 09:38 AM	#25
RR 314 Pope & Young Join Date: Nov 2006	Tow hitch on a Chrysler 300 lays the predicate foundation. Either crack, meth or took too many fastballs to the ear. The boy is lost. :-)

05-21-2022, 09:52 AM	#26
DUKFVR Pope & Young Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Sorry Azz Houston & Young County Hunt In: Young County & Anywhere A Duck Flies!	Hope he doesn't sneak back & burn your house down for jumping on him. LOL

05-21-2022, 09:53 AM	#27
Muddy Bud Pope & Young Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Corpus Christi Hunt In: Jim Hogg, Kennedy County	I think your are seriously misjudging this dude. Did you not see the receiver hitch and trailer light hook up. That boy has a Ranger 521 with 400 Sho somewhere.

05-21-2022, 12:00 PM	#32
manwitaplan Pope & Young Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Friendswood Hunt In: Texas	I like reading all your stories. The best ever was the hammock. The equipMent in the pond was entertaining. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

05-21-2022, 12:45 PM	#34
Redfeathers Six Point Join Date: Oct 2019 Location: Tom Green County	Probably a stolen car, while using a stolen weedeater Who does that!

05-21-2022, 01:43 PM	#36
squirrel Six Point Join Date: Dec 2020	LinkedIn Premium has all kinds of services.

05-21-2022, 01:49 PM	#37
Jon Stewart Eight Point Join Date: Feb 2014	just spoke with my gal in Plano and she said some guy was walking around her house taking all kinds of photo's. She went out to ask what he was doing and he told her that he had just bought the house. She told him not her house. End result was the house that was sold was across the street. My next question would have been how do you not know what house you just bought. I told her to report it to the police.

05-21-2022, 09:56 PM	#40
ThisLadyHunts Ten Point Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Central Texas Hunt In: Austin, Boerne, Wyoming, South America	Well, there’s your problem right there. WTH were you doing out of bed at 6:30 AM on a Saturday morning, or did I read that wrong?