Nudist Resort In Porter? WTH

[Gumbo Man]

Chunky Dunkin’


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Walrus Washin

[Abcdj]

That place has been there for years.

Sounds like ole AC has some experience there

[planomustang]

Don't forget Bluebonnet Nudist Park, Decatur, TX.

[Gumbo Man]

What games do they play at these places? Do the bigguns line up at the “Bobbin For Biscuits” tank?

[ThisLadyHunts]

So Curt will be giving us the hard facts?

I think you'll find that most things are fairly flacid in communities like these. And saggy. Everything just hangs down more than it should.

I had no idea there were so many nudists in Texas. I recently learned that there's a neighborhood near me that is "unofficially" a community of swingers. Supposedly pineapple motifs all over the place. I still have no idea what pineapples have to do with partner-swapping, but that's what I've been told.

[ThisLadyHunts]

If your fat, is it still considered skinny dipping?

No, you oxymoron.

[AntlerCollector]

Sounds like ole AC has some experience there

There’s stuff in that water that won’t wash off.

Or so I’ve heard.

[raider19]

No, you oxymoron.

No, called chunky nunkin

[jerp]

Don't forget Bluebonnet Nudist Park, Decatur, TX.

They used to host a nude 5k run every year. A bunch from the running club I was part of at the time used to participate but I never did. I couldn’t get over the thought of all the flopping baloney and it sounded painful

[Sleepy]

Apparently children under 18 must be accompanied by a parent or legal guardian 21 or over.

I could not even imagine taking my kids to a place like that

[Gunnyart]

There's one outside of Floresville too. I think they have a cornhole tournament next weekend if anyone is interested.

Sounds like that one must be a gay nudist colony

[Quackerbox]

What's interesting is the amount of posts saying...oh there's one here and there and over there..?

[Mayhem]

What's interesting is the amount of posts saying...oh there's one here and there and over there..?

You might could get a side gig there working security.


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[Drycreek3189]

Walrus Washin

Hey, hey, no fat jokes, I’m easily offended !




















Especially if it’s true…….

[LukeDuke]

This discussion reminds me of the "Good naked, Bad Naked" episode from Seinfeld.