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Old 01-28-2016, 05:27 PM   #1
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Here's an idea to keep him out of jail....



4 years of ARMY or Marine Infantry...... Never to be above an E-1
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Old 01-28-2016, 05:31 PM   #2
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He would be a disgrace to the Corp. He needs something though.
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Old 01-28-2016, 05:35 PM   #3
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He would be a disgrace to the ARMY too


But he needs something like that
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Old 01-28-2016, 05:36 PM   #4
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your d*m right i order the code red!!
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Old 01-28-2016, 05:38 PM   #5
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He needs a blanket or Airbourne party..... Or both!
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Old 01-28-2016, 05:39 PM   #6
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didn't they used to send kids to the military instead of jail?
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Old 01-28-2016, 05:40 PM   #7
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your d*m right i order the code red!!


If it was up to me, I'd order one for him and 2 for both his parents!
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Old 01-28-2016, 05:41 PM   #8
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didn't they used to send kids to the military instead of jail?
Yes
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Old 01-28-2016, 05:55 PM   #9
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He needs to have the crap beat out of him every day for about a ten year sentence. And the video sent to his skanky mom.

Why would anyone want this soft waste of a man to be responsible for protecting anyone's freedoms?
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Old 01-28-2016, 05:59 PM   #10
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People should quit doing business with the parents business and funding all this circus....
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Old 01-28-2016, 06:05 PM   #11
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The family business is Cleburne Sheet Metal for all you in DFW
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Old 01-28-2016, 06:09 PM   #12
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He needs to have the crap beat out of him every day for about a ten year sentence. And the video sent to his skanky mom.

Why would anyone want this soft waste of a man to be responsible for protecting anyone's freedoms?
You have a valid point here....... Need to change my original post to this

Can I punch him first?
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Old 01-28-2016, 06:11 PM   #13
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You have a valid point here....... Need to change my original post to this

Can I punch him first?
I would love to see you punch him right in the face. And then the gut and then a swift Dmo kick to the taint. Only to be repeated about 300 times daily.
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Old 01-28-2016, 06:14 PM   #14
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didn't they used to send kids to the military instead of jail?
I had a few of them in the early '80s when I commanded a Dustoff chopper company. Certainly not my choice at all, and most of them didn't finish out their "enlistment" but ended up in Leavenworth, or discharged administratively for any number of reasons.

Our men and women in uniform have a mission--defend freedom's frontiers wherever sent--not to baby-sit and rehab society's losers.

Commanders and leaders in uniform have enough troubles without dumping society's dregs on them---don't do it.

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Old 01-28-2016, 06:28 PM   #15
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Yep Dustoffer, I can remember wasting a lot of my time dealing with losers and misfits back in the days of the draft and VN ROF.
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Old 01-28-2016, 06:29 PM   #16
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Of course, you can always use somebody to go check the claymores.
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Old 01-28-2016, 06:42 PM   #17
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He sure quit fighting extradition pretty dang quick. Guess a few weeks in a mexican jail will do that to ya
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Old 01-28-2016, 06:43 PM   #18
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Of course, you can always use somebody to go check the claymores.
Click bang
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Old 01-28-2016, 06:49 PM   #19
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He needs to have the crap beat out of him every day for about a ten year sentence. And the video sent to his skanky mom.

Why would anyone want this soft waste of a man to be responsible for protecting anyone's freedoms?
People have to dig latrines
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Old 01-28-2016, 07:26 PM   #20
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He needs to have the crap beat out of him every day for about a ten year sentence. And the video sent to his skanky mom.

Why would anyone want this soft waste of a man to be responsible for protecting anyone's freedoms?
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Old 01-28-2016, 07:29 PM   #21
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Find Texas' version of Lawrence Phillips, Lawrence Phillips prior to a couple of weeks ago that is, and put 'em in a cell together. Run video for public viewing at all times. Good times.
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Old 01-28-2016, 07:34 PM   #22
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Just let the families beat the heck outta him...........works for me!
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Old 01-28-2016, 07:41 PM   #23
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Of course, you can always use somebody to go check the claymores.
Anyone remember the written instructions on the claymores?
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Old 01-28-2016, 08:16 PM   #24
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Anyone remember the written instructions on the claymores?
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Old 01-28-2016, 08:21 PM   #25
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He will probably grow up to be like trump. Think about that.
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Old 01-28-2016, 08:25 PM   #26
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Anyone remember the written instructions on the claymores?

Yes

Lol
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Old 01-28-2016, 09:13 PM   #27
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Don't saddle me with him in my squad. I need men to lead, not sissys.

I want him to be bubba's toy in Huntsville.
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Old 01-28-2016, 09:15 PM   #28
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There's no part of the US military that this punk deserves to be any part of.
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Old 01-28-2016, 09:16 PM   #29
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I'd like to see him spend some time with R LEE ERMEY. CHOKE YOURSELF SCUMBAG
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Old 01-28-2016, 09:22 PM   #30
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I think we should have just left him in that Mexican prison
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Old 01-28-2016, 10:20 PM   #31
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There's no part of the US military that this punk deserves to be any part of.
4 years at E 1 would be just. But I agree that he ain't got the cut
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Old 01-29-2016, 06:11 AM   #32
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put a beer can on his head and see if u can hit it
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Old 01-29-2016, 07:28 AM   #33
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Hope he fries
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Old 01-29-2016, 08:03 AM   #34
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I think we should have just left him in that Mexican prison
With his POS mother.
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Old 01-29-2016, 08:05 AM   #35
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How about we DONT give him the pleasure of gracing our pages. We all know he's a jackwagon who deserves the worst. My .02
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Old 01-29-2016, 08:43 AM   #36
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Ha Dustoffer. I had forgotten about the instructions on the claymores. I have no idea why claymores came to mind....
Anyway, I meant RIF, not ROF. Slight disconnect between the brain and the fingers.
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Old 01-29-2016, 09:16 AM   #37
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Well said!
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Old 01-29-2016, 09:18 AM   #38
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i say a game of Russian roulette with 5 rounds loaded is fair for him. Knee knee head
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