My daughter came into this world on 11/5, forever changing opening weekend of gun season for me. But she was 3 weeks early so I tried to heed the warning.
Every time these threads come up I’m left trying to decide whether there are a lot of babies born prematurely or is math not a strong suite for greenscreeners. [emoji1787] [emoji6]
Every time these threads come up I’m left trying to decide whether there are a lot of babies born prematurely or is math not a strong suite for greenscreeners. [emoji1787] [emoji6]
Doctor Big Knife already took care of that for me.
A short 18 years ago, my wife was pregnant with our twins and we already had a 2 year old at home.
My beautiful bride’s hormones were running amok and I believe should actually took pleasure in nagging me about going to see Dr. Big Knife once the twins were born.
We were at her OBGY's office for a routine pregnancy check-up and my better-half started bragging that she had talked me into getting snipped.
Now I have never heard angels sing, but I imagine it must be similar to the response her doctor gave…”That’s a stupid idea!”
“I’m sorry doc…what did you say? Don’t get me wrong…I completely agree with you, but my wife might be interested to hear more about your professional opinion?”…and tears of joy ran down my face.
Dr. Angel-Voice continued, “Well, we’re having a C-Section…I’ll just tie her tubes while I’m in there.”
18 years later, she’s still convinced I conspired with her doctor.
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