Women and Their Quirks

[darralld]

After she was gone a few months I told her we either get divorced or do a post nuptial agreement to seperate our assets. I am trying to build a business and wasnt going to let her go a few years then take half of it. She agreed. So financially we have no community property any more. The house and business are all mine again.

While separated we ( supposedly ) remained monogomous.

Really...LOL

[Smart]

Sooo let me get this straight. You took your dog into the vet, and did not call your gf while you were on the way? Seems like one simple call would have alleviated this whole situation.

His girlfriend is in Austin for work....a non cray-cray would not need a call while he gets the dog to the vet. He being respectful probably doesn't want to bother her while she is at work. My wife is a college professor. If I called her with everything I did on off days, she wouldn't be able to get anything done. I'll text occasionally, but I'm not calling. My wife is not cray while she is in class. We catch up after she or I am done...or at the end of the day.

[Smart]

While separated we ( supposedly ) remained monogomous.

for 2 years....

[Dale Moser]

After she was gone a few months I told her we either get divorced or do a post nuptial agreement to seperate our assets. I am trying to build a business and wasnt going to let her go a few years then take half of it. She agreed. So financially we have no community property any more. The house and business are all mine again.

While separated we ( supposedly ) remained monogomous.

So why remain attached to this "person" in any way?

[Backwoods101]

Are when you go outside and she is in your truck and the truck is running but you have both set of keys with you . Come to find out she went and had a key made . You look a few days later and find panties in your glove box and cuts all in your back seat . She staged the panties in your glove box . And accused you of cheating on her but you just seen those panties on her a week before [emoji23][emoji2371][emoji37]!


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Yep, your winning [emoji28]


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[miket]

for 2 years....

Monogamous, not celibate We have been "seeing" each other. Still go out on "dates" etc.

[miket]

So why remain attached to this "person" in any way?

My 12yo son.

[Smart]

Monogamous, not celibate We have been "seeing" each other. Still go out on "dates" etc.

Hahahaha I totally read that wrong.....

[HogHunter34]

Are when you go outside and she is in your truck and the truck is running but you have both set of keys with you . Come to find out she went and had a key made . You look a few days later and find panties in your glove box and cuts all in your back seat . She staged the panties in your glove box . And accused you of cheating on her but you just seen those panties on her a week before [emoji23][emoji2371][emoji37]!


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You can’t even make this stuff up

[manwitaplan]

This thread is winning on all levels.

Way better than the EMP thread.


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[Roy]

His girlfriend is in Austin for work....a non cray-cray would not need a call while he gets the dog to the vet. He being respectful probably doesn't want to bother her while she is at work. My wife is a college professor. If I called her with everything I did on off days, she wouldn't be able to get anything done. I'll text occasionally, but I'm not calling. My wife is not cray while she is in class. We catch up after she or I am done...or at the end of the day.

A simple text then? At the very least, it might have helped him remember his phone.

[jshouse]

In

[Throwin Darts]

We still need more pics!

[Radar]

Okay, the word "cray" means crazy and it came from a rap album.

I had to look it up twice, cause the first time I thought it was one of them chinese fellers trying to say "clay".

So one might say "she cray cray like a wet hen in a corn sack" but it caint be applied as "Cray got hit between his wegs wif a stick".

I suppose that could be what this thread has learned me so far.

[Charles]

Okay, the word "cray" means crazy and it came from a rap album.

I had to look it up twice, cause the first time I thought it was one of them chinese fellers trying to say "clay".

So one might say "she cray cray like a wet hen in a corn sack" but it caint be applied as "Cray got hit between his wegs wif a stick".

I suppose that could be what this thread has learned me so far.

Come again....