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Old 06-21-2021, 11:27 PM   #1
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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
#success The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
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Old 06-22-2021, 03:46 AM   #2
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Really?? All that hard work and a little beer led you to pondering…your nuts? ((cracking up))
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Old 06-22-2021, 06:46 AM   #3
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Good move on your part.
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Old 06-22-2021, 07:03 AM   #4
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Old 06-22-2021, 07:08 AM   #5
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Really?? All that hard work and a little beer led you to pondering…your nuts? ((cracking up))
It's a guy thing. Be thankful he did not go into maintance and handeling.......
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Old 06-22-2021, 07:18 AM   #6
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Really?? All that hard work and a little beer led you to pondering…your nuts? ((cracking up))
We are simple creatures. Do our shoes match our eyeshadow doesn’t cross our minds.
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Old 06-22-2021, 07:19 AM   #7
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Yup! Agreed! (LOL)

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Old 06-22-2021, 08:37 AM   #8
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It's a guy thing. Be thankful he did not go into maintance and handeling.......

Is there an instruction manual (with pictures) for this?
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Old 06-22-2021, 08:41 AM   #9
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Is there an instruction manual (with pictures) for this?
The office is rolling on the floor this morning..................
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Old 06-22-2021, 08:43 AM   #10
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We are simple creatures. Do our shoes match our eyeshadow doesn’t cross our minds.
Wow, I cannot believe you just said that when everyone knows that to match your eyeshadow to anything other than your shotgun is just…well, to quote my mother, “it’s just tacky!
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Old 06-22-2021, 08:44 AM   #11
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Now we know, good work!
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Old 06-22-2021, 08:45 AM   #12
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The office is rolling on the floor this morning..................
I’m sure all they needed was a little stroke…
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Old 06-22-2021, 08:45 AM   #13
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Lol
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Old 06-22-2021, 08:52 AM   #14
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I’m sure all they needed was a little stroke…
Why does it have to be a little stroke......?
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Old 06-22-2021, 08:58 AM   #15
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Why does it have to be a little stroke......?

Because there’s a lot of work left to do. I doubt the boss wants them to finish early.
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Old 06-22-2021, 09:30 AM   #16
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Such deep thoughts made possible by Beer. Just another reason to have another.
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Old 06-22-2021, 09:55 AM   #17
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I hear hemmroidectomy is worse than giving birth. Need to find a man that has had that procedure and been kicked square in the nuts to see how the two compare.
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Old 06-22-2021, 11:11 AM   #18
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A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
Actually there is a scientific answer. A womans brain will intentionally erase the painful memories of childbirth in order to encourage more reproduction.


Sorry I know buzzkillington just stepped in the room.
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Old 06-22-2021, 02:49 PM   #19
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You wouldn't believe the stuff I ponder about when sipping Moonshine
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Old 06-22-2021, 03:05 PM   #20
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Really?? All that hard work and a little beer led you to pondering…your nuts? ((cracking up))
Don't even need the hard work or beer... It's just like scratchin'em, they don't always itch, but they always feel good to scratch!
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