Ron White quotes

[ThisLadyHunts]

...or jokes. Usually, they’re one and the same. Just came across this one and thought it was rather timely:

“I believe a bad half-time show is better than a good soccer game.”

[LWC]

"You can't fix stupid!"

[sqiggy]

Airplane passenger: How far you think one engine will takes us?
Ron White: Probably all the way to the crash site. We’ll probably beat the paramedics there!!! We’re haulin arse!!!

[EarleyBird]

When the plane engine failed and the guy next to him asked how far he thought they could go on only one engine..."All the way to the scene of the crash."

[Larryf250]

Now i don’t know how many of those bouncers it was going to take to kick my @$$ but I sure knew how many they were going to use. And that’s valuable information

[Goldeneagle]

They call me Tater Salad.

[1longshot]

I was drunk in a bar! They threw me into the public!

[Goldeneagle]

I was drunk in a bar! They threw me into the public!

I tried that one years ago. Didn't work for me either.

[DedDuk]

They were pulling over everyone driving down that sidewalk that day, and thats profiling.

[Bdub25]

we were moving at the speed of smell

[PassnItOn]

It's gonna be a good day tater!

[TxDispatcher]

I was drunk in a bar! They threw me into the public!

I don’t wanna be drunk in public, I wanna be drunk in a bar...arrest them

[WyoBull]

Great jokes and one liners!

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[muzzlebrake]

Diamonds! that'll shut her up----------------for about a minute.


I know this to be 100% true

[jaker_cc]

And the moral of that story is, Don’t F with me when I haven’t been drinkin.