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A man walking down a road saw a beautiful young woman crying. She was standing on the edge of a bridge ready to jump. The man approached her and asked what was wrong. She said her life wasn't going how she thought it would, she had no job, and her husband had just left her so she was just going to end it all. The man said, "Well, since you are going to kill yourself anyway, how about you have sex with me first?" The woman was appalled by his comments and lack of sensitivity. She told him no and sent him away. As the man walked away he turned and said "Okay, I'll just wait for you at the bottom."
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Originally posted by MySRT8U View PostA man walking down a road saw a beautiful young woman crying. She was standing on the edge of a bridge ready to jump. The man approached her and asked what was wrong. She said her life wasn't going how she thought it would, she had no job, and her husband had just left her so she was just going to end it all. The man said, "Well, since you are going to kill yourself anyway, how about you have sex with me first?" The woman was appalled by his comments and lack of sensitivity. She told him no and sent him away. As the man walked away he turned and said "Okay, I'll just wait for you at the bottom."
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Three cowboys are sitting around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which he is famous.
The guy from montana says:
"i must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before i wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."
the guy from colarado couldn't stand to be bested:
"that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that ****** with my bare hands, bit it's head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp."
the cowboy from texas remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his p*cker.
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