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    Just had one of those moments

    Typing to relieve some anger! Our Jack Russell female is in heat and the male Jack is determined to do his business. We have been rotating them outside the last few days. We don't want any puppies. I finished supper and was going to go outside for a smoke. As soon as I cracked the door open the Male dog made a dash like a rocket and made it outside. I took off in my boxers barefooted after the little ba*&$##@#! Did I mention he is as fast as lightning? He chased the female across the road into the hayfield. I cut my back making a mad dash through the barbed wire fence. Then chased his @$$ plum to the creek where I tangled in briars! Finally caught him because he doesn't like to get his feet wet! As I was typing this I smelled something rotten! Looked over and he is grinning at me on the couch! 😡😡😡 I'm going to bed!!!

    #2
    He's chasing the gold!!!

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      #3
      Funny stuff as I can visualize the entire scene.

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        #4
        Nothing can be done about that “urge”! It IS and always will be UNDEFEATED! [emoji23][emoji23]

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          #5
          Originally posted by RascalArms View Post
          Nothing can be done about that “urge”! It IS and always will be UNDEFEATED! [emoji23][emoji23]
          Been wars fought over it!

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            #6
            In this case, we will not be enforcing the "pics pr it didn't happen" rule.

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              #7
              If he aint willin to get his feet wet for it.....castrate him.

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                #8
                Hilarious!!!! You know there are ways to prevent puppies lol

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Dale Moser View Post
                  If he aint willin to get his feet wet for it.....castrate him.

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                    #10
                    Nip and tuck

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Dale Moser View Post
                      If he aint willin to get his feet wet for it.....castrate him.
                      Words of wisdom right there. This should be your signature!

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                        #12
                        If neither of the two are fixed....expect puppies in your future at some point.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Man View Post
                          If neither of the two are fixed....expect puppies in your future at some point.
                          Make everyone feel ease of mind
                          Neuter the male
                          Spay the female

                          Lift your burdens and be responsible pet owners
                          Sure makes my life easy not having to worry about dogs

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                            #14
                            I think we’ve all been in his position a few times....

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