Bug ID

[Jaybo31]

Are these aphids? They are all over my house outside.
And how do I kill them. If not, I think the wife is going to burn the house down.


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[Pineywoods]

That is giant house lice... they will be inside soon!

[Joe H]

Not aphids. Spray with demon.

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[careybirdwell]

Appears to be Bark Lice

[Pistol]

I don't blame her. I would too. The photo gives me the heebee-geebees

[Ksig512]

Yikes... I think I would be calling a professional before they get inside.

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[Jaybo31]

Well I be dang. Booklice/Barklice.
Says they aren't bad. Eat fungus and stuff. Wife not really going for it and the house might still be burnt down when I get home

[bullets13]

Well I be dang. Booklice/Barklice.
Says they aren't bad. Eat fungus and stuff. Wife not really going for it and the house might still be burnt down when I get home

If they were called "Barkbugs" she'd probably let them slide.

[3ChordTruth]

Kinda understand your wife’s thinking, they may be harmless but they just look like up to no good.

[Jaybo31]

Update
Just got home a little bit ago from the ballpark. She looked up and said whew they’re gone. I said nu uh there here by the door now.
$&&$&@:$)/(!!!!!!!!!
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[Pineywoods]

Well dangit... I was totally joking when I called them lice. I had no clue what they were

[Jaybo31]

Well dangit... I was totally joking when I called them lice. I had no clue what they were

Dang close guess.

I told her I posted and she said has anyone replied yet?
Yeah one so far.
What did they say?
You don't want to know

[Duckologist]

Bifen

[Pineywoods]

Dang close guess.

I told her I posted and she said has anyone replied yet?
Yeah one so far.
What did they say?
You don't want to know