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Old 05-17-2019, 07:26 PM   #1
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Default Dang the luck. Breast and a flat

But not a flat breast... lol
Riding around the lake I saw kids and mothers looking at a lady laying by a park bench on her back with her breasteses ďsunningĒ. Next lap she hadnít moved any so I called 911. They sent ambulance and 5 0. Next lap I pointed them to her. Next lap around I saw across the lake they were walking her away. Then crossing the dam I ran over an old earring and got a flat. So I walked my bike home a few miles...
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Old 05-17-2019, 07:30 PM   #2
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What an outrageous day you had . I’m sure the rest of your diary is just as riveting.
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Old 05-17-2019, 07:31 PM   #3
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First, it's drunken naked ladies on horses riding through deer camp. Now, it's topless ladies in the park while on your bike. What's going on with ya Mike?
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Old 05-17-2019, 07:33 PM   #4
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Sounds like you interrupted her "Go Topless Weekend" practice routine. Way to go Mike.
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Old 05-17-2019, 07:46 PM   #5
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First, it's drunken naked ladies on horses riding through deer camp. Now, it's topless ladies in the park while on your bike. What's going on with ya Mike?

I dunno but I sure as hail wanna hang with Woodrow now!


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Old 05-17-2019, 07:58 PM   #6
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I dunno but I sure as hail wanna hang with Woodrow now!


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He's a lotta fun in camp, as long as ya don't get drunk and step off into the campfire. I'll say I didn't get burned. I just kinda lost my footing.
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Old 05-17-2019, 08:03 PM   #7
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How old was she , and was she using her tots for a pillow?
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Old 05-17-2019, 08:15 PM   #8
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How old was she , and was she using her tots for a pillow?
She had her arm kinda over her face so not real sure how old but she definitely wasnít using them as a pillow. Kinda perky
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Old 05-17-2019, 08:23 PM   #9
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You know the rules


Pics or it didnít happen


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Old 05-17-2019, 08:25 PM   #10
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She had her arm kinda over her face so not real sure how old but she definitely wasnít using them as a pillow. Kinda perky
Nice , nicer would be to help her out with some sun screen or even some gorilla tape to prevent a bad sunburn
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Old 05-17-2019, 08:32 PM   #11
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Never a dull day in Mikeís day!
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Old 05-17-2019, 10:03 PM   #12
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Sees boobs.
Calls 911.
Starts a thread on TBH.
No pixels, but fully details a flat tire.

Yep, that's our WCB
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Old 05-18-2019, 05:03 AM   #13
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I got a flat tire yesterday and didn't see boobs. You seem pretty lucky to me.
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Old 05-18-2019, 05:58 AM   #14
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I only clicked this thread because it had the word breast in the title. I'm so shallow

Now I'm shallow and disappointed. This thread needs pics!
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Old 05-18-2019, 06:25 AM   #15
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Try swimming at Barton Springs. I've gapsed on more than one occasion and just about drowned.

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Old 05-18-2019, 06:56 AM   #16
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Been a long time ago but used to hang out @ Paleface Park up north of Austin. Lots of ninnies there back then, and no one called the cops. Had to endure the pain. So sad.
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Old 05-18-2019, 10:00 AM   #17
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Thanks a lot for the click bait Mike
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Old 05-18-2019, 10:55 AM   #18
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I only clicked this thread because it had the word breast in the title. I'm so shallow

Now I'm shallow and disappointed. This thread needs pics!
This......this right here!
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Old 05-18-2019, 11:12 AM   #19
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I want that three minutes back...
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Old 05-18-2019, 11:13 AM   #20
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i only clicked this thread because it had the word breast in the title. I'm so shallow

now i'm shallow and disappointed. This thread needs pics!
same.............. (.) (.) :d
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Old 05-18-2019, 11:16 AM   #21
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I thought that was kinda common around Bachman. BTW where's the pics? And I guess I missed the story of drunken lady's on horseback thru deer camp
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Old 05-18-2019, 01:17 PM   #22
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Strange when I see breasts calling 911 isn't my first thought. I would have at least asked her if she needed a hand.
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Old 05-18-2019, 01:31 PM   #23
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Strange when I see breasts calling 911 isn't my first thought. I would have at least asked her if she needed a hand.
I agree. I guess op would rather see a banana. To each his own
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Old 05-18-2019, 02:07 PM   #24
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Come to think of it if I was guaranteed to see some boobs once a week and have a flat tire every day I'd think that was a fair trade. Some guys have all the luck.
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Old 05-18-2019, 02:24 PM   #25
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Kinda thought there might be BBQ involved -- like how to smoke a brisket flat, along with some chicken breasts. Oh well..
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Old 05-18-2019, 02:35 PM   #26
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It’s not illegal in Austin. See it all the time. Get asked all the time. I always just tell them to use sunscreen
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Old 05-18-2019, 02:51 PM   #27
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Yea, canít believe he would even tell this story without pictures. After all pictures are worth a thousand words.
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