Build the wall? H*** NO!
Check backgrounds? H*** NO!
Keep people out? H*** NO!
Welcome all who come? H*** YES!
Get drunk and naked? H*** YES!
Go hungry for days on end? H*** YES!
Wrestle in the blood and the mud and the guts? Well, not this year, but I am up for some rock, paper, scissors...
Unlike the caravan heading our way we will NOT have food for you; you will have to eat only what you can catch, kill or gather! That's right buttercup, we don't have Soros-esque funding; just good old redneck ingenuity and hard work are all you're going to find here!
And yes, while you MAY have to rely on the generosity of others during this hunt, you will be required to WORK for your food if you are so inept that you can't kill something; no free rides with this bunch!
For the Newbies, here are the rules. Read carefully my minions, because if you get caught breaking these rules you go in the drink!
The Rules:
1) NO FOOD! You must eat what you catch , kill or gather. No food is allowed in camp after noon on Friday; that is the official start of the hunt.
2) Hunter Orange is required! 144 square inches front and back plus a lid.
3) No crossbows! Unless you normally shoot a regular bow and need to use a crossbow for medical reasons. Also, no firearms.
If you have a problem with rule number three, please, just stay home.
What we do: As a general rule, we drink heavily, hunt pigs and other small game, fish, run the river in our boats, make big fire and have a great time!
Where: Primitive Camp on the San Gabriel River on Granger WMA. You can boat in, be picked up from No. 7 or hike in from the Comanche Bluff trail head. The word to remember here is primitive, no running water, no electricity; this is tent/hammock camping on the river. Pick up at No. 7 will be on Dr Pepper time or call someone who is there to come get you; my number will be posted later.
When: 22-24 February, 2018
Come on out, drink some beer, shoot some pigs, eat like a king, have a great time!
This is a rowdy hunt, women are welcome, but we will NOT curtail our manliness unctions; if it pops into our heads we will do it or say it, without thought, to the current state of mixed company.
A Google spreadsheet will be posted later so you can sign up to bring stuff to help out around camp.
Roll Call: Same as always COPY the list, PASTE the list in a new post, then ADD your name in the appropriate place. I don't know why I even post this, because it will always be screwed up; but I tried, I guess...
Has Boat:
Rat +1
Needs Ride:
Check backgrounds? H*** NO!
Keep people out? H*** NO!
Welcome all who come? H*** YES!
Get drunk and naked? H*** YES!
Go hungry for days on end? H*** YES!
Wrestle in the blood and the mud and the guts? Well, not this year, but I am up for some rock, paper, scissors...
Ladies and Gentlemen, children of ALL ages! Pack your bags, update the life insurance policy, kiss the SOB goodbye and head out to Granger Lake for the GRANGER RANGER XTREME HUNT!
Unlike the caravan heading our way we will NOT have food for you; you will have to eat only what you can catch, kill or gather! That's right buttercup, we don't have Soros-esque funding; just good old redneck ingenuity and hard work are all you're going to find here!
And yes, while you MAY have to rely on the generosity of others during this hunt, you will be required to WORK for your food if you are so inept that you can't kill something; no free rides with this bunch!
For the Newbies, here are the rules. Read carefully my minions, because if you get caught breaking these rules you go in the drink!
The Rules:
1) NO FOOD! You must eat what you catch , kill or gather. No food is allowed in camp after noon on Friday; that is the official start of the hunt.
2) Hunter Orange is required! 144 square inches front and back plus a lid.
3) No crossbows! Unless you normally shoot a regular bow and need to use a crossbow for medical reasons. Also, no firearms.
If you have a problem with rule number three, please, just stay home.
What we do: As a general rule, we drink heavily, hunt pigs and other small game, fish, run the river in our boats, make big fire and have a great time!
Where: Primitive Camp on the San Gabriel River on Granger WMA. You can boat in, be picked up from No. 7 or hike in from the Comanche Bluff trail head. The word to remember here is primitive, no running water, no electricity; this is tent/hammock camping on the river. Pick up at No. 7 will be on Dr Pepper time or call someone who is there to come get you; my number will be posted later.
When: 22-24 February, 2018
Come on out, drink some beer, shoot some pigs, eat like a king, have a great time!
This is a rowdy hunt, women are welcome, but we will NOT curtail our manliness unctions; if it pops into our heads we will do it or say it, without thought, to the current state of mixed company.
A Google spreadsheet will be posted later so you can sign up to bring stuff to help out around camp.
Roll Call: Same as always COPY the list, PASTE the list in a new post, then ADD your name in the appropriate place. I don't know why I even post this, because it will always be screwed up; but I tried, I guess...
Has Boat:
Rat +1
Needs Ride:
YEEEEEEEEE HAAAAWG!
LET'S GET LICKEY!!!
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