y, if you turned that into gasoline, wouldn't be enuf to crank a pizzant's motorcycle...
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At my age, i won't even buy green bananas anymore.
Em boys are so dumb, they could figure outta way to break a rope.
If "If's and But's" were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas.
This team is so bad, they couldn't play their way out of a wet paper sack.
So broke, he can't afford to pay attention
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we wuz so broke we spelled poor with 5 0's pooooor!
When complainin' about the "big kids" pickin' on me, dad would tell me, "Son, if you kick his arse just right, he'll run from you the next time he sees you."... I found out later on he was right!
Like I say, the older I get, the smarter my dad was!
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