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    #31
    Originally posted by 125dad View Post
    i wish i had yall's problem. My wife turned fifty a while back and thinks we are teenager rabits again. It's wearing me out i've not got to watch the news take a shower alone in a few months. Oh and i have to sneak out in the mornings or she will make me late to work.
    winner!!!

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      #32
      Originally posted by Dale Moser View Post
      Now looking up range extender for my TV on the back porch which I'm contemplating fabricating a swinging bracket for so I can watch it from the pool...
      Hey, this is a thread about problems, not solutions - start your own dang thread!

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        #33
        Originally posted by cj7zrcool View Post
        My POS pool sweeper won't clean the dirt off the steps or out of the tighter radiuses and I have to brush it by hand.
        I share your pain.

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          #34
          I avoid phone calls from women on the weekend because then they can sleep in. I prefer them to come visit me during the week when they have to get up and go to work.

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            #35
            My truck is in the body shop. They gave me a 2019 Silverado to drive. I hate it. I want my truck back. #1wp

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              #36
              Originally posted by JHT View Post
              There is a sushi place that recently opened up 3 minutes from my house. They have a seasoned tuna that has to be dusted with heroin, cocaine, LSD and Zanax. I have a become an addict. They fuel the addiction by knowing my order from the caller id. "Herro Mr John de same orda?" I say yes and hang up. I get it to go because they don't serve alcohol or have a tv at the bar. My record is three separate orders in one day. I tip the girls well and started getting extras in the bag. It's getting out of control but I don't care anymore. I knew I would get caught eventually. It was my secret until....



              Last weekend my girls were making breakfast and all started laughing calling me to come to the kitchen. I walk into the kitchen and I was busted. The drawer that I toss the wrapped chopsticks was open. One was counting them the other two just cracking up.



              "Why do you have 37 sets of chopsticks? You can't even use them?"



              "I like the new sushi place and go there frequently."



              "37 times? Its only been open for a few months. What is her name?" (two months actually)



              "Nothing to see here girls. It's considered bad luck in Japanese culture to throw away un-used chopsticks and I am honoring their tradition."



              "Why don't you just tell them you don't NEED them when you order."



              "Girls there is a system in place that can't be disturbed. Sure I could open the bag and take them out while I was picking it up but there is no way I can re-tie the bag like they do. Its art."



              "Seriously, are you on drugs Dad?"



              My phone rang in another room and i raced off to answer it. Later I moved the chopsticks to a safer location like a true addict does. That was a close one.


              Name and location of sushi place?


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                #37
                Waiting 3 seconds for the advertisement to stop on pandora before they play my next free song.

                Signed my 9 year old with an Iphone

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                  #38
                  Wife forgot to add bromide tablets to the jacuzzi while I was gone for a month offshore. Pour me a bourbon on ice, walk out to jacuzzi, open the top to find cloudy water. Dang it, now I have to drink my bourbon on the hammock.

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                    #39
                    My electric pencil sharpener bit the dust this morning!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by TeamAmerica View Post
                      Hey, this is a thread about problems, not solutions - start your own dang thread!


                      I can’t see my dumb smart tv from the pool!


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                        #41
                        Originally posted by Dale Moser View Post
                        I can’t see my dumb smart tv from the pool!


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                        You think one these would work for your application. Use on on for my porch TV.

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                          #42
                          Originally posted by Dale Moser View Post
                          I can’t see my dumb smart tv from the pool!


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                          That's a big issue at my abode also.

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                            #43
                            Back in the day before online shopping was so easy if you need a particular item there was a process to getting it. Get up and get dressed to go to town, drive into town to the store, wander around the store till you find what you need then drive back home.

                            Now when ordering online you place the order then realize, "shoot I have to get up to go get my credit card"

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                              #44
                              My “nokink” hose always kinks


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                                #45
                                my socks don't match today. they are the same brand and same cut but one is older and a little more worn than the other. It doesn't feel right

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