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Old 03-20-2021, 07:14 PM   #1
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Ok ladies and gents. Tomorrow is my dadís birthday. So, Im thinking he is selling 2 goats. 1 is male and the other is female but they wont breed because the male identifies as a female. Any time after dark is fair game but tomorrow morning would be better. His number is 512-413-460 eight. And if you arent comfortable with the goat thing a Happy Bday pic with male strippers (privates covered) would work as well. Lol. Thanks in advance.
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Old 03-20-2021, 07:16 PM   #2
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I'm on it.
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Old 03-20-2021, 07:16 PM   #3
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You will be erased from the will tomorrow.
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Old 03-20-2021, 07:25 PM   #4
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You will be erased from the will tomorrow.
Lol. Maybe I should rethink...
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Old 03-20-2021, 07:28 PM   #5
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I just sent him this
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Old 03-20-2021, 07:33 PM   #6
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I just sent him this
Thats awesome!!
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Old 03-20-2021, 07:34 PM   #7
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Thats awesome!!
Did it sound nigerian enough? Gotta read it with an accent. Lol
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Old 03-20-2021, 07:42 PM   #8
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Did it sound nigerian enough? Gotta read it with an accent. Lol
Ha. I would probably get cancelled if I said what accent I read it in...
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Old 03-20-2021, 08:16 PM   #9
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Old 03-20-2021, 08:18 PM   #10
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U r Evil....................
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Old 03-20-2021, 09:29 PM   #11
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Steve, you ain’t right!

p.s. That’s classic!!!
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Old 03-20-2021, 09:46 PM   #12
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Old 03-20-2021, 10:09 PM   #13
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Old 03-20-2021, 10:10 PM   #14
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He didn't reply so I hit him up again.
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Old 03-20-2021, 11:08 PM   #15
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Omg lmao
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Old 03-21-2021, 02:11 AM   #16
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Gar, he read me the text when I got in from the stand. He thought it was funny and that it came from an arab. He didnt have a clue. Good stuff!!!!
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Old 03-21-2021, 06:48 AM   #17
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I'm in. Just sent a goat text.
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Old 03-21-2021, 07:24 AM   #18
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Old 03-21-2021, 08:20 AM   #19
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Good stuff!!! Keep it coming!
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Old 03-21-2021, 08:26 AM   #20
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Hahahahaha!
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Old 03-21-2021, 08:56 AM   #21
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Iím in...




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Old 03-21-2021, 09:00 AM   #22
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That is hilarious!

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Old 03-21-2021, 09:27 AM   #23
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Old 03-21-2021, 09:32 AM   #24
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Gar, he read me the text when I got in from the stand. He thought it was funny and that it came from an arab. He didnt have a clue. Good stuff!!!!
Hiilarious
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Old 03-21-2021, 10:20 AM   #25
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I hit him up again
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Old 03-21-2021, 10:41 AM   #26
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Iím in lol
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Old 03-21-2021, 10:50 AM   #27
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Old 03-21-2021, 11:53 AM   #28
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So...is he figuring it out now?
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Old 03-21-2021, 12:31 PM   #29
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Old 03-21-2021, 01:13 PM   #30
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Classic!
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Old 03-21-2021, 01:22 PM   #31
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I said
Heard you had a couple of goats for sale.Either one,or both of em stump broke? Lots of em around here.Goats that is..Stump broke goats are hard to come by.Any hoo..Gimme a shout!
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Old 03-21-2021, 01:23 PM   #32
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Old 03-21-2021, 02:49 PM   #33
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Old 03-21-2021, 05:47 PM   #34
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Old 03-21-2021, 07:08 PM   #35
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Old 03-21-2021, 07:30 PM   #36
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The Goat thing’s been done so I went the male stripper pic route. By the way, Google Image search is not your friend in this scenario.

Apologies in advance if TapACrap uploads a huge picture. Wouldn’t let me upload the screen shot either but that pic is what he got.


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Old 03-21-2021, 08:18 PM   #37
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Well Cehorn, does he know you are behind this yet?
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Old 03-21-2021, 09:12 PM   #38
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Wow. Thanks for all of this. He doesnt know Im behind this. We rode home together from the ranch today and he read me some of the ones he got. I was laughing pretty good. He thought they were funny as well but didnt have a clue I did it. I wish he would have read me Chew’s, he may have been worried about it which would be even better. Thanks again for all of this!
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Old 03-21-2021, 09:15 PM   #39
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Well Cehorn, does he know you are behind this yet?
I'll probably let him know later in the week. He always lets his friends know about things like this so I want him to spread it around a little before I let him in on it.
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Old 03-22-2021, 09:00 AM   #40
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I giggled at Chews post but stopped short of reading the name. Hey would ya kiss me. Lol
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