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Happy 239th Birthday, Devil Dogs!!!!
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10 November 1775. I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an M16 and my father was the devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I eat concertina, **** napalm, and I can shoot a round through a fleas arse at 300 meters. I travel the globe, feasting on anti-Americans everywhere I go, for the love of mom, Chevrolet, baseball, and apple pie. I am a grunt. I am the dirty, nasty, stinky, sweaty, filthy, beautiful little son of a ***** that’s kept the wolf away from the door for over 225 years. I’m a United States Marine. We look like soldiers, talk like sailors, slap the @#$% out of both of them. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the rope from the Army, and the anchor from the Navy. And on the 7th day, when God rested, we overran his perimeter and we’ve been running the show ever since. Warrior by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine by God. Semper Fidelis.
Happy Birthday gentlemen...
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Originally posted by 1369 View Post10 November 1775. I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an M16 and my father was the devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I eat concertina, **** napalm, and I can shoot a round through a fleas arse at 300 meters. I travel the globe, feasting on anti-Americans everywhere I go, for the love of mom, Chevrolet, baseball, and apple pie. I am a grunt. I am the dirty, nasty, stinky, sweaty, filthy, beautiful little son of a ***** that’s kept the wolf away from the door for over 225 years. I’m a United States Marine. We look like soldiers, talk like sailors, slap the @#$% out of both of them. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the rope from the Army, and the anchor from the Navy. And on the 7th day, when God rested, we overran his perimeter and we’ve been running the show ever since. Warrior by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine by God. Semper Fidelis.
Happy Birthday gentlemen...
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