Quotes Thread

[jerp]

Why not to let worry get the best of you:

“If you see 10 troubles coming down the road, it’s a sure thing that 9 of them will run off in the ditch before they get to you”

Calvin Coolidge

[switchbackxt]

An excuse is just a request for the acceptance of failure and I’m not honoring any request today.

[switchbackxt]

If you are early, you are on time. If you are on time, you are late.

[Hunt'n Fool]

“I can explain it to you....I just can’t understand it for you”

[Goldeneagle]

"It's just a broke finger! Get your *** back on the field!" - Coach Gilbert

[Bullydog]

"You boy's could F-Up a freight train with a rubber hammer"

"Yall are some stupid somebiatches, and to think.. I gave you a gun"

"Explain that to me again, twice. I want to see if you say the same dumb S***three times in a row."

I.D Smith - My old police chief.

[Backwoods101]

There are 3 types of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can’t.

Lmfao!

[Stoof]

‘Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.’

General James Mattis

“It is the first responsibility of every citizen to question authority.”

Benjamin Franklin

[miket]

‘Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.’

General James Mattis

“It is the first responsibility of every citizen to question authority.”

Benjamin Franklin

I cant find it at the moment, but Im sure that quote is much older than Mattis.
On edit, I could be wrong, cant find it.....


I do like this one a lot. " Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats" HL Mencken

[dphillips62]

"That boy's brain is so small if you stuck it in a gnat's butt it would roll around like a BB in a box car"
My Dad

[Kingfisher789]

I may be wrong but I’m without any doubt
Some Lawyer I forgot his name

This vehicle has no air bags. We die like real men!
Bumper sticker on a old Toyota

[Graysonhogs]

"Get your head out of your arse before you sit down and break your neck!" My ag teacher, Mr Tommy Pitt, to the stoner kid in my metal fabrication class in high school.
"Everyone get out of the shop and let him blow his own dumb arse up!" Same teacher, to everyone except the stoner kid.

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Ag teachers are the greatest.

[SAC]

"Enough is a Banquet"

[MisterB]

We all have to do things we don’t want to. This was a response one boss gave to his employees.. “I don’t like having to wipe my butt every morning either, but I don’t want to put up with that crap all day.”

[Uncle Saggy]

Aaaaaargbraaaahhgg

Chewbacca