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Old 06-20-2022, 09:57 PM   #1
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I may not be able to preach a sermon like Brother Bill. Lay a prayer down like Saltwater Slick. Or even know what life was like when dinosaurs were new, like our very own Burnadell.

However, I do know when we should be worried. We were warned that marks of sin would be visible. We are told we would hear alarms. We are told to not go against tradition.

Folks. I am here to tell you the evidence. Evidence of a life we will never recover from. A life we allowed heathens to rule. A life we did not protest and protect.

Moonpies have added fruit into their lineup. Yup. You heard that. They deviated from Chocolate, Vanilla, Banana and Butterscotch. They have added LEMONS!

I may never recover from this. There are children. Your children. Grand children. Kids all over the world enjoying their 1st taste of Heaven with notes of Lemon. Taste of tart.

These things never happened when Sam was alive. Mr. Walton knew quality and what to sell to the public. He labels it on his Dog's favorite food. Ol Roy. But now. Now, we have Lemons in the Lord's Meal.
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Old 06-20-2022, 10:12 PM   #2
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I like moonpies. But aren’t bananas fruit as well? Lol I’ll have to try the lemon.
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Old 06-20-2022, 10:14 PM   #3
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And I’m gonna wear them smooth out
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Old 06-20-2022, 10:22 PM   #4
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I like moonpies. But aren’t bananas fruit as well? Lol I’ll have to try the lemon.
Let's not bring logic and facts into this!
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Old 06-20-2022, 11:56 PM   #5
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And here I was thinkin somebody had put beans in their chili......carry on
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Old 06-21-2022, 05:52 AM   #6
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Sorry for my sinful thoughts but i think that a lemon moonpie actually sounds glorious!!!
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Old 06-21-2022, 06:01 AM   #7
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Sorry for my sinful thoughts but i think that a lemon moonpie actually sounds glorious!!!
I'm not going to confirm nor deny if I am enjoying one over coffee for breakfast....
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Old 06-21-2022, 06:18 AM   #8
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One of the greatest things since Double Stuff Oreo's!
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Old 06-21-2022, 06:26 AM   #9
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Moonpies are straight trash - they’re in the same class as peeps.
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Old 06-21-2022, 06:36 AM   #10
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Moonpies are straight trash - they’re in the same class as peeps.
BoB, that you?
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Old 06-21-2022, 07:02 AM   #11
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No money pie is worth a **** without an ice cold RC Cola!
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Old 06-21-2022, 07:17 AM   #12
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BoB, that you?
No, BoB at least adds good music to the forum Drink an RC while eating a moon pie jammin some Slayer
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Old 06-21-2022, 07:24 AM   #13
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These lemon moon pies are gonna cause me to backside! They sound better than the original! I understand if you put me on your ignore list for this blasphemy.
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Old 06-21-2022, 07:27 AM   #14
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For a minute i thought you were turning on me

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Old 06-21-2022, 07:42 AM   #15
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I may not be able to preach a sermon like Brother Bill. Lay a prayer down like Saltwater Slick. Or even know what life was like when dinosaurs were new, like our very own Burnadell.

However, I do know when we should be worried. We were warned that marks of sin would be visible. We are told we would hear alarms. We are told to not go against tradition.

Folks. I am here to tell you the evidence. Evidence of a life we will never recover from. A life we allowed heathens to rule. A life we did not protest and protect.

Moonpies have added fruit into their lineup. Yup. You heard that. They deviated from Chocolate, Vanilla, Banana and Butterscotch. They have added LEMONS!

I may never recover from this. There are children. Your children. Grand children. Kids all over the world enjoying their 1st taste of Heaven with notes of Lemon. Taste of tart.

These things never happened when Sam was alive. Mr. Walton knew quality and what to sell to the public. He labels it on his Dog's favorite food. Ol Roy. But now. Now, we have Lemons in the Lord's Meal.
I snotted my coffee
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Old 06-21-2022, 07:44 AM   #16
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Moonpies are straight trash - they’re in the same class as peeps.
Mods please ban this person!
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Old 06-21-2022, 07:45 AM   #17
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For a minute i thought you were turning on me

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Ha! Never!
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Old 06-21-2022, 07:51 AM   #18
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no money pie is worth a **** without an ice cold rc cola!
truth!!!!
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Old 06-21-2022, 08:00 AM   #19
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No money pie is worth a **** without an ice cold RC Cola!
Amen! My grandfather owned an automotive shop. After school he and I would enjoy a Moonpie and RC Cola on the front porch of his shop. (Pending I didn't heckle the teacher that day...)
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Old 06-21-2022, 08:21 AM   #20
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I hadn’t planned on a trip to town today. Then I read this. Geez!!! You sorry no good click batting &&$$@#&*&+=//-%#&**
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Old 06-21-2022, 08:45 AM   #21
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I hadn’t planned on a trip to town today. Then I read this. Geez!!! You sorry no good click batting &&$$@#&*&+=//-%#&**
You're welcome!
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Old 06-21-2022, 08:57 AM   #22
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Old 06-21-2022, 09:44 AM   #23
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I'll take Twinkies.....

But then, there was the little girl,intently watching her daddy get a haircut,
while eating a Twinkie... The barber told her "Little girl, your gonna get hair
on your twinkie"....
She told him, "yep, and I'm gonna get boobs too"....



Sorry I couldn't help it..
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Old 06-21-2022, 10:58 AM   #24
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Spoken Like a true sailer!
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Old 06-21-2022, 06:06 PM   #25
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If you like lemon find some Hostess mini bunt cakes in lemon! Man they’re good! Replaced Hostess strawberry cupcakes as my favorite snack! Noon pies rock too. They keep em right by the checkout at Bass Pro. They know how to get rednecks money!!
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Old 06-21-2022, 07:28 PM   #26
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If you like lemon find some Hostess mini bunt cakes in lemon! Man they’re good! Replaced Hostess strawberry cupcakes as my favorite snack! Noon pies rock too. They keep em right by the checkout at Bass Pro. They know how to get rednecks money!!
Amen!
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