East Texas.... I've seen lots of Bigfoots there. They usually smoke unfiltered Marlboros, wear tank tops, and have 3-4 kids in tow. Most have a mustache. They typically work at Dollar General or the corner store. They have nice cellphones and 3 different fathers for their children. They like to pretend to be kountry but are trash.
East Texas.... I've seen lots of Bigfoots there. They usually smoke unfiltered Marlboros, wear tank tops, and have 3-4 kids in tow. Most have a mustache. They typically work at Dollar General or the corner store. They have nice cellphones and 3 different fathers for their children. They like to pretend to be kountry but are trash.
LOL. My wife and I hiked Little Lake Creek this last Saturday and she kept mentioning that it was weird there were no birds, no squirrels, no sign of hogs and deer. She said there must be a bigfoot around.
I'm sure that Forest Service letterhead can be found with quick Google search. Just paste into the header, type up the letter body and print. Probably took some teenage kids 10 minutes to create.
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