One night, while getting ready to go out. There was a news story on the TV.
There was a guy, up on the ledge of a high rise, threatening to jump, if any
body came near him..Well a cop stepped out on the ledge to talk to the guy..
Sure enough, He jumps to his death.. Terrible, I thought.
Well, I was at a really nice bar, and noticed this just smoking hot blonde. I wanted
to talk to her. But, I didn't know what to say. Well, I look up at the TV behind
the bar. And the news is on. And they're doing that story on the jumper.
So, I walk up and say. I'll bet you $5,000 dollars he jumps. She looks at me
and says. I ain't got 5k. I say ok tell ya what, 5k against you come home with
me. And I have my way with you... She says, ok it's a bet. Well, sure enough
the guy jumps. She says well, S$%^, picks up her keys, and says, let's go..
Well, I get to feeling guilty. And tell her. I can't do this... I saw that story earlier
on the six o'clock news..
She stares blankly at me. And say's, "well I saw it too".
But, I didn't think, he'd do it again... !!!
There was a guy, up on the ledge of a high rise, threatening to jump, if any
body came near him..Well a cop stepped out on the ledge to talk to the guy..
Sure enough, He jumps to his death.. Terrible, I thought.
Well, I was at a really nice bar, and noticed this just smoking hot blonde. I wanted
to talk to her. But, I didn't know what to say. Well, I look up at the TV behind
the bar. And the news is on. And they're doing that story on the jumper.
So, I walk up and say. I'll bet you $5,000 dollars he jumps. She looks at me
and says. I ain't got 5k. I say ok tell ya what, 5k against you come home with
me. And I have my way with you... She says, ok it's a bet. Well, sure enough
the guy jumps. She says well, S$%^, picks up her keys, and says, let's go..
Well, I get to feeling guilty. And tell her. I can't do this... I saw that story earlier
on the six o'clock news..
She stares blankly at me. And say's, "well I saw it too".
But, I didn't think, he'd do it again... !!!
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