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Old 07-18-2022, 01:15 PM   #1
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Old 07-18-2022, 01:17 PM   #2
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Old 07-18-2022, 01:18 PM   #3
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When you empty a vacuum cleaner, are you, for but a fleeting moment, also a vacuum cleaner?
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Old 07-18-2022, 01:19 PM   #4
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Anyone know when McRibs are coming back?
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Old 07-18-2022, 01:20 PM   #5
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Brilliant. Mind blown.
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Old 07-18-2022, 01:20 PM   #6
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Anyone know when McRibs are coming back?
As soon as they create more molds. There is a shortage on plastic right now.
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Old 07-18-2022, 01:22 PM   #7
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Old 07-18-2022, 01:24 PM   #8
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Did you know 'OMG" can be traced back to 1917


OMG thats crazy
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Old 07-18-2022, 01:25 PM   #9
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Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger...
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Old 07-18-2022, 01:25 PM   #10
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Old 07-18-2022, 01:26 PM   #11
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Did you know 'OMG" can be traced back to 1917


OMG thats crazy
Now do WT...nevermind this is a family site
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Old 07-18-2022, 01:30 PM   #12
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when you tell someone to "be quiet" you are probably yelling!!
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Old 07-18-2022, 01:35 PM   #13
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OH Please !!! Can we just get a Pygmy Farmer forum ?
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Old 07-18-2022, 01:48 PM   #14
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When I finish this joint I’m jumping in on this one.
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Old 07-18-2022, 03:17 PM   #15
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When I finish this joint Iím jumping in on this one.
Puff puff pass man!!!!

Maybe that'll help me understand the pics from space

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Old 07-18-2022, 03:19 PM   #16
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Has anyone drove/ridden in a 2022 Nissan Frontier? New design after about 20 years.
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Old 07-18-2022, 03:20 PM   #17
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OH Please !!! Can we just get a Pygmy Farmer forum ?
We had one.

Lasted about a year but got shut down from all the Tall Man bashing.

Lot of hate from the Pro-PF groups.
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Old 07-18-2022, 03:20 PM   #18
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Old 07-18-2022, 03:24 PM   #19
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When you run over a fire ant mound with the lawnmower, how many ants do you think get killed?
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Old 07-18-2022, 03:36 PM   #20
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What is he talking about. I did research on little pickles on the east coast all what comes is a yellow corvette.

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Old 07-18-2022, 03:38 PM   #21
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When you run over a fire ant mound with the lawnmower, how many ants do you think get killed?
50/50 ants and uncles. Even split.
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Old 07-18-2022, 03:41 PM   #22
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Texastaxi will be the moderator


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Old 07-18-2022, 03:44 PM   #23
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If a clown farts...... does it smell funny???
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Old 07-18-2022, 03:45 PM   #24
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I hired a pygmy farmer once. Felt like I got a lot less than what I payed for.
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Old 07-18-2022, 03:50 PM   #25
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What is he talking about. I did research on little pickles on the east coast all what comes is a yellow corvette.

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Old 07-18-2022, 03:54 PM   #26
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Old 07-18-2022, 03:59 PM   #27
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Did you know that two wrongs don't make a right but 3 rights make a left?
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Old 07-18-2022, 04:05 PM   #28
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Did you know that two wrongs don't make a right but 3 rights make a left?
And everybody loves nascar
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Old 07-18-2022, 04:08 PM   #29
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When you run over a fire ant mound with the lawnmower, how many ants do you think get killed?
I got 324 one time. It is my PB.
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Old 07-18-2022, 04:09 PM   #30
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The human head weighs 8 pounds
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Old 07-18-2022, 04:27 PM   #31
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Itís like Iíve got ESPN or something. I literally called this whole thread!!!!

Here goes nothing:
Lotto numbers: 3-13-21-25Ė33-44
2025 Kentucky Derby winner: Satanís Gall Bladder
2031 World Series: Rangers over Mets
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Old 07-18-2022, 04:28 PM   #32
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Anyone know when McRibs are coming back?

I do. November. Almost always around the 1st. God likes it to coincide with the gun opener.


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Old 07-18-2022, 04:32 PM   #33
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Itís like Iíve got ESPN or something. I literally called this whole thread!!!!

Here goes nothing:
Lotto numbers: 3-13-21-25Ė33-44
2025 Kentucky Derby winner: Satanís Gall Bladder
2031 World Series: Rangers over Mets
2027 Super Bow: Texans over Seahawks


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What is good website to place bets on? I want in on this early before the odds change...
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Old 07-18-2022, 04:35 PM   #34
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So does a gallon of water if thereís any comparison.
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Old 07-18-2022, 04:36 PM   #35
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I can't wait for the pygmy farmers daughter jokes...
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Old 07-18-2022, 04:38 PM   #36
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Just looked up the lyrics. For sure.


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Old 07-18-2022, 04:40 PM   #37
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I can't wait for the pygmy farmers daughter jokes...
I would post one, but someone is liable to get short with me.
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Old 07-18-2022, 04:42 PM   #38
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Youíve really got to hand it to blind prostitutes
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Old 07-18-2022, 04:42 PM   #39
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74 more days till bow season!


Did you know, of the birds that fly, the only part of the bird that doesn't fly, is it's shadow?

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Old 07-18-2022, 04:43 PM   #40
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I do. November. Almost always around the 1st. God likes it to coincide with the gun opener.


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Canít wait!!!!
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Old 07-18-2022, 04:43 PM   #41
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71 more days till bow season!
Then we can ask if this blind is too close to the fence, is this deer 13" or 12 99/100", and does vanilla work better than pea gravel?
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Old 07-18-2022, 04:44 PM   #42
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I got 324 one time. It is my PB.
That number seems low, Iím thinking you miscounted!
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Old 07-18-2022, 04:46 PM   #43
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If Google was to suddenly crash, how would we google what happened to Goggle?
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Old 07-18-2022, 04:48 PM   #44
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Who is Goggle and why do you think anything happened to him?
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Old 07-18-2022, 04:59 PM   #45
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I personally apologize to anyone brand new to TBH who has stumbled upon this thread. I figured by now we'd have an answer about the Pigmy Farmer's possible advantage. I was sincerely wrong and for that I'm sorry.
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So does a gallon of water if thereís any comparison.
What kinda water head listens to yoko ono

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Old 07-18-2022, 10:28 PM   #47
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Old 07-18-2022, 10:47 PM   #48
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Old 07-18-2022, 11:31 PM   #49
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Three pygmy farmers were sitting around the bar drinking whiskey and whining about their crops failing due to a long drought. They were trying to figure out how they could recover and get back on their feet.

One pygmy farmer suddenly looked down at his itty bittty feets and a lightbulb went off. "I'm going to the Guiness Book of World Records and see if they'll give me some money and put me in the book for having the smallest feet in the world."

The second pygmy farmer realized he might have the tiniest hands in the world and said "I'm going with you and maybe they'll give me some money and put me in the book."

The third pygmy looked down in his pants started smiling and said " I bet I got the smallest tallywhacker in the world and I'm going with y'all."

They travel to the Guiness Book of World Records. They finally call the itty bitty feeted pygmy back. A few minutes later he comes dancing out, waving a check for $10,000, all excited that he was going to be in the Book.

They call the second pygmy back and a few minutes later he comes out, all excited waving his hands and a check for $10,000.

The third pygmy is finally called back. Moments later he comes out, all mad, stomping, hands on his hips and says. "Who the hell is this Pineywoods fella anyway?"

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Old 07-19-2022, 12:52 AM   #50
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Three pygmy farmers were sitting around the bar drinking whiskey and whining about their crops failing due to a long drought. They were trying to figure out how they could recover and get back on their feet.

One pygmy farmer suddenly looked down at his itty bittty feets and a lightbulb went off. "I'm going to the Guiness Book of World Records and see if they'll give me some money and put me in the book for having the smallest feet in the world."

The second pygmy farmer realized he might have the tiniest hands in the world and said "I'm going with you and maybe they'll give me some money and put me in the book."

The third pygmy looked down in his pants started smiling and said " I bet I got the smallest tallywhacker in the world and I'm going with y'all."

They travel to the Guiness Book of World Records. They finally call the itty bitty feeted pygmy back. A few minutes later he comes dancing out, waving a check for $10,000, all excited that he was going to be in the Book.

They call the second pygmy back and a few minutes later he comes out, all excited waving his hands and a check for $10,000.

The third pygmy is finally called back. Moments later he comes out, all mad, stomping, hands on his hips and says. "Who the hell is this Pineywoods fella anyway?"
Hahaha! Good one

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