field dressing deer in Walmart parkinglot =1 GW and 2 cops

[junkmanhunter]

Just came back to read comments and looking for the,, haha its a joke.

I want to meet Jaycar and shake his hand.

This is up there with pea gravel and hump it till it pees.

[gatt40]

can't stop laughing

[Hamshire]

If this is a joke, I applaud the writer's use of "fake" terrible, horrible, just - wow - unbelievably bad grammar. The run-on sentences left me slamming my head into a wall, yet the detail of the story shows the brilliance of this artwork. I keep hearing myself say "I understand. I feel this man's life struggle." Bravo.

[The Manager]

This is hilarious. Good luck!

[CamoQuest]

I can't quit laughing. Got to the 'guts still in the car' and had tears pouring...

[bulltx50]

What can I add that hasn't been said or commented. Man and what part of common sense did not kick in.

[bulltx50]

You cant fix stupid

[talltexasshoote]

I'm still shocked anyone noticed it in the parking lot. There is never a witness when anything happens there.

[TxTyler]

Man this is great.

I shot a buck at a wedding venue once and didn't have anyone to help me transport the deer so I ended up throwing the whole thing in the trunk of my Acura TL and drove it 30 miles home to finish the job. You should have seen the face a brides mom made when I walked inside the venue to rinse my bloody hands off from field dressing him. There was a wedding taking place that day. It was great

I think we have all been in a predicament a time or two. Just not any where near the extent of this. Man this is great

[Double-Drop]

Wow.... Pure greatness.

[Man]

UPDATE



so i was coming home from work and my wife called me and said " guess what" i knew i was had i said what then she went on about her going to school blah blah bla. i was about to hang up but that small voice told me to tell her (same one that told me to leave the walmart parking lot)so i told her the story ending with we will probly be get in a visit from a gw soon and not 5 sec after finishing my story she says " your game warden just pulled up ill handle him" so im kinda stress n all the way home and i get thr just as hes pulling out of the drive i stop he stops we talk blah blah blah he was way cool says you can hunt on ur land its just dangerous. and as i think im getting off scott free he "colombo's" me and says michelle u mind if me and ur husband talk she goes n side and says hes going to give me a ticket for not filling out tags correct so for all u non believers ill show the ticket. all n all i got off light and i wont do that again. later i find ou the reason he was so cool is becouse my wife is telling him how stupid i am for hunting in our frnt yard and so on i think she gave me grief than the gw

Congrats on the kill and job...kinda one of those never finished school success stories. Merica!

[ldoyle]

So you are field dressing a deer in a Walmart parking lot , cops come and game warden is called , who finds you have a illegally taged deer and he takes your tags but leaves the illegally taged deer , that now has no tags and does nothing else. I don't think so.

[bsimpson]

I love it!!

[Atfulldraw]

have you seen the stuff that goes on inside of a wal-mart?

i watched a dude dump his black tank into a wal-mart storm drain.
and by 'in' I mean from 20 feet away.

[LemmeOut]

Jaycar, #1 you and your wife have to come to Bownanza so we can hear this story live, in a motel parking lot; #2 a story like this is worthy of a screen name change.