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    #46
    Originally posted by Burnadell View Post
    Frequently we all have difficulty deciphering what is being written on TBH. I think that Facebook and texting have caused us to abbreviate sentences, often leaving out the subject and often misplacing modifiers.

    For those of us who could use a remedial course so we can be understood, here is a lesson that is no longer being taught in school, but should still be required:




    I bet you get your salsa from New York City

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      #47
      Originally posted by Hoggslayer View Post
      M R Ducks
      M R not ducks
      S A R
      c m quack.

      Hoggslayer
      This reminded of this

      A B C D puppies
      L M N O puppies
      O S A R C M P N

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        #48
        I mya nto be albe ot cosnrtuct snetnecse vrey wlel btu I srue cna spell.


        >E

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          #49
          Originally posted by curtintex View Post
          I laid a girl to do my English work in HS.
          Boy did I try.
          Originally posted by curtintex View Post
          "Fleshy" girls needed love too.
          Lots of good loving to be had.

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            #50
            Iz their a modifirer in hi fenz?

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              #51
              Printed it and giving it to 8th grade English teacher in classroom next to mine.

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                #52
                This is dum!!

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                  #53
                  Originally posted by Goldeneagle View Post
                  I payed a girl to do my English work in HS.
                  In Confederate money?

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                    #54
                    Originally posted by Burnadell View Post
                    I ain’t gonna lie. I chuckled at this one...and took names on some other of you wise acres!!!
                    That was my intent sir.
                    :-)

                    Sent from my SM-G892A using Tapatalk

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                      #55
                      Originally posted by hopedale View Post
                      I bet you get your salsa from New York City

                      No, he graduated from RICE.





                      Love ya Randy!

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                        #56
                        Originally posted by Pushbutton2 View Post
                        That was my intent sir.
                        :-)

                        Sent from my SM-G892A using Tapatalk

                        I thought so...and it worked!

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                          #57
                          Please don't use no double negative . .

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                            #58
                            I'm not trying to be the grammar police, but a paragraph every now and again is nice instead of 97 sentences in a row!

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                              #59
                              Tutorial for those who failed middle school sentence structure

                              Originally posted by Burnadell View Post
                              Frequently we all have difficulty deciphering what is being written on TBH. I think that Facebook and texting have caused us to abbreviate sentences, often leaving out the subject and often misplacing modifiers.



                              For those of us who could use a remedial course so we can be understood, here is a lesson that is no longer being taught in school, but should still be required:









                              I is turrible with grammar but I managed to gets by in life without it.


                              I was 30 years old before I sent my first business email and that was in 2012. My biggest fear of getting my promotion was having to type an email.


                              Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
                              Last edited by Black Ice; 01-24-2019, 12:45 AM.

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                                #60
                                Maybe the next tutorial could be subject / verb agreement?

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