Attn: Wives, Girlfriends And Significant Others

[Gumbo Man]

Oh em gee! Terry, obviously you like to live dangerously. I hope you are a light sleeper and have your funeral plan already worked out.

Terry’s not here!!

[Snowflake Killa]

You can't spell "Families" without "Lies". Honesty is not always the best policy and sometimes what you mean as a compliment can be taken wrong. I told my wife she has an "@ss like the county fair....it gets bigger and better every year". She was offended, but I don't know why. Our county fair is pretty awesome, and growing.

I'm going to try this line. Thanks again my friend, for all your help

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[hpdrifter]

We have our phone support number now 800- nuf- chit

Manuals will be coming out soon for all new members that should be very informative with all of the resources available to combat any SETUP scenario that we could possibly encounter.

Chapter one: Being able to read all of the signs of a SETUP.
Chapter two: 10 responses to “Baby do I still turn you on”.
Chapter three: 10 responses to “ How was dinner”?
Chapter four: 10 responses to “ Do you think I cook as well as your mom”?
Chapter five : 10 responses to “ Why do you not reach for me at night like you used to”?

And the Holy Grail of all SETUPS: 50 responses to “ Baby when we made love last night were you thinking of someone else”?

Give me your feed back pertaining to other SETUPS that need to be addressed in our support manual.

were you thinking me? yeah, about the way you used to ........ oh well, and how nice it would be to have a decent meal!

[Snowflake Killa]

Terry, how should I respond when apparently parked wrong in the driveway, and she totaled my truck. Because it was my fault

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[Gumbo Man]

You can't spell "Families" without "Lies". Honesty is not always the best policy and sometimes what you mean as a compliment can be taken wrong. I told my wife she has an "@ss like the county fair....it gets bigger and better every year". She was offended, but I don't know why. Our county fair is pretty awesome, and growing.

That’s what happens when your wife has too many girlfriends. They form a committee to decide what’s offensive and what’s not.👍👍

[Gumbo Man]

Terry, how should I respond when apparently parked wrong in the driveway, and she totaled my truck. Because it was my fault

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Well this one will definitely have to be submitted to our panel of experts once we have actually assembled one. The manual will be designed to deal with “One size fits all” responses to basic scenarios. Your problem will actually fit into a “WTH do I do now” category that will probably require you to have a Platinum Membership that comes with Phone A Friend and supplemental Life Insurance options.

[Snowflake Killa]

Well this one will definitely have to be submitted to our panel of experts once we have actually assembled one. The manual will be designed to deal with “One size fits all” responses to basic scenarios. Your problem will actually fit into a “WTH do I do now” category that will probably require you to have a Platinum Membership that comes with Phone A Friend and supplemental Life Insurance options.

I really appreciate your response so quickly

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[MisterB]

I learned a long time ago to tread lightly with your answers. Honesty is not the best approach, EVER. My wife had her hair cut off REAL short once and said she was tired of messing with it being long. I liked it being long, so when she asked me how I liked it, I was too honest, and said she looked like a dyke. Wrong answer.

[Burnadell]

You can't spell "Families" without "Lies". Honesty is not always the best policy and sometimes what you mean as a compliment can be taken wrong. I told my wife she has an "@ss like the county fair....it gets bigger and better every year". She was offended, but I don't know why. Our county fair is pretty awesome, and growing.

Curt never disappoints!

[Gumbo Man]

I learned a long time ago to tread lightly with your answers. Honesty is not the best approach, EVER. My wife had her hair cut off REAL short once and said she was tired of messing with it being long. I liked it being long, so when she asked me how I liked it, I was too honest, and said she looked like a dyke. Wrong answer.

MisterB we’re going to offer you an immediate membership with no fees applied until the following year. You definitely need some help right now.🤣🤣

[Fishndude]

Wife giving you hassle about too much fishing or hunting gear? Escort her to her closet and y’all discuss her shoes!

You’re welcome!

[ACbob]

Wife: Honey, when I look in the mirror, I think I'm looking really old.
Me: Well babe, at least you've still got your eyesight.

Hello couch.

[Gumbo Man]

Wife giving you hassle about too much fishing or hunting gear? Escort her to her closet and y’all discuss her shoes!

You’re welcome!

That’s a whole new thread right there.

[Snowflake Killa]

Curt never disappoints!

No he doesn't

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[Box-R]

I got SETUP yesterday and didn't even know it until TODAY.
She said "it's going to be raining and cold next week, so why don't you go do something fun outdoors today?". So I did. Duh.
Today I found out that I got EXTRA chores to make up for my "slacking on Saturday".
I am so gullible...