Funny Bumper stickers

[savage1134]

The booger flipping thread got me thinking of bumper stickers

A funny one I used to have on a 81 Monte Carlo was

"Don't laugh mister, your daughter might be in here"

[KIETHSTONE]

Women love me!
Fish fear me!


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[C-GAR]

Noticed this one a while back. I bet the cops love this guy! High till I die pipe with a pickle under it.

[LFD2037]

I remember one that said "It's 3:30am. Do you know where your cat is?". I never understood what that was about. I have 1 on my truck that says "Extremely Deplorable".

[sneaky freak]

Uncle had one back in the day
" GO OILER'S " in big letters
And take the astros with you

[GA Bowhunter]

Got a new gun for my wife. Good trade, don't ya think?!

It should be as hard to get welfare as it is to get a building permit.

[Smokeater]

My favorite would have to be one that said, "You Think You Could Drive Any Better With That Cell Phone Stuck Up Your @$$!" Still trying to find one of those.

[KyleDean]

Buddy had a junky cowboy camper on the back of his first gen dodge that read “ Don’t laugh mister your daughter might be in here.”

[Antlers86]

Back in high school I had one that said “I hunt Whitetails year round”. Stayed on until I was 21. Had a Brazos River Authority park ranger question me about it. He didn’t understand and ask me if I knew that it was illegal. My girlfriend at the time and I were walking around a state park when he stopped at my truck and waited for me to get back. This was during March and he thought I was actually hunting. Tried to ticket me etc for no clue what and ended up removing the sticker and all alcohol from the cooler.

[jamenefee]

My buddy’s dad had one that said “To hell with the whale save the cowboy” I always got a kick out of.

[Quackerbox]

On a 96 Z71 I had....



Lift it, fat chicks cant jump

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[flywise]

Beto

[GA Bowhunter]

Beto

You spelled "Beta" wrong.

[LFD2037]

Back in high school I had one that said “I hunt Whitetails year round”. Stayed on until I was 21. Had a Brazos River Authority park ranger question me about it. He didn’t understand and ask me if I knew that it was illegal. My girlfriend at the time and I were walking around a state park when he stopped at my truck and waited for me to get back. This was during March and he thought I was actually hunting. Tried to ticket me etc for no clue what and ended up removing the sticker and all alcohol from the cooler.

He removed a sticker off your truck? That's destruction of property/vandalism.
You were 21 & he took alcohol out of your cooler? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ or theft if he kept it.

[Arrow-Tek]

Beto

Seen this one in Austin of all places
“BETO Eats Tacos With A Fork”