Old guy sayings

[steve corn]

They are gonna find you floating face down in the river if you don't stop.
I'll put you back under the rock where I found you.
Do something if you do it wrong" normally followed closely with "I knew I should have f'ing done it myself.

[Grndchecker]

Don't do as I do, do as I say do.
When I thought I was a tough teenager he would tell me --it won't hurt to get on, but will hurt real bad trying to get off.

[curtintex]

Reviving this thread, because it’s one of the best on this site.


I was reminded by another recent thread about another of my Pop’s saying...

“That’s wronger than two boys in a bathtub”


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[TeamAmerica]

Life is hard. If you're stupid, it's even harder!

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[AD88]

So Hungry I’m fartin fresh air


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[Preacher Man]

When my Papa would be fishing, he'd reel in his hook after not getting a bite in a while and notice he had no bait, he'd say," fishing on credit".

[Clint]

“If I tell you Easter’s coming you better start dying your eggs”


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[boleman154]

Old guy sayings

What ever I paid for something, my dad would say, I wouldn’t pay that to watch a **** ant eat a bale of hay.


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[Burnadell]

Reviving this thread, because it’s one of the best on this site.


I was reminded by another recent thread about another of my Pop’s saying...

“That’s wronger than two boys in a bathtub”


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Wronger? :

[boleman154]

Oh and I run over bigger boys then you on the way to a fight.


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[curtintex]

Wronger? :

Yes. Wronger. He didn't give two ****s about grammar. He said what he wanted how he wanted.

You think you're grumpy. My Pop made you look like Mr. Rodgers.

[LeatherNeck55]

She's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you
ties(sports) are like kissin your sister
Send you to school, buy you books, and all you want to do is screw the teacher

[175gr7.62]

If I would have known how much this was going to cost me in the long run I would have just paid double for the dirty channel and bought stock in the lotion company. I’d be thousands ahead.


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[kmack]

FIL:
- "Quit confusing the issue with logic!"

Step-Dad:
- "Just follow the fence line" (when someone wasn't smart enough to not get lost)
- "They're hell-bent for leather!" (when you're doing something that would get you a whooping later on)

Dad:
- "That's finer than a white-girls c u nt hair" (when something was really small or hard to see)
- "He's sweating like a whore in church!"

Dad's Dad:
- "Marry a girl with small hands."

[4-fletch]

Prolly already been said but
You don’t know come here from sic em!
Sweating like my x wife in church!