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    Honey have you seen my car keys? How not to answer.....

    Imagine your wife asking if you have seen where she left the car keys.

    "Well what you're asking may not mean the same thing I think of when I interpret it. Who can say if the keys I've seen where even real. It'll take books, lectures for me to answer that question."

    "And what do you mean by the color of the keys? Are we talking gold? And if so, is that gold my gold? Is that color the same color as mine at the quantum level? And then honey, you have to think about the universal frequency. Are the keys even in "our" existence when we both do not see them? What are the metaphysics of these keys you ask of?"

    "When someone asks me 'did you eat breakfast today', it depends on what they mean by 'eat', what they mean by 'breakfast', and what they mean by 'today'. It's not an easy question to answer in any straight-forward manner. Is a bagel breakfast? If I drink a protein shake, is that the same as eating it? There is no obvious answer to this question."

    #2
    Little early for bong rips am I right?


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      #3
      What the hell did I just read?

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        #4
        Originally posted by TxSon1836 View Post
        Little early for bong rips am I right?


        Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
        Depends on what bong mean
        Depends on what rips mean

        Could be subjective.....................

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          #5
          We our all now dumber for what we have read, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

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            #6
            *** .........

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              #7
              Someone got yelled at or someone ate special “shrooms”!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by DEREKG22 View Post
                What the hell did I just read?
                I picked, a hell of a day, to stop sniffing glue....................

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DEREKG22 View Post
                  What the hell did I just read?
                  ....not gonna get that time back either

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by bow4my2 View Post
                    We our all now dumber for what we have read, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
                    ^This^

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                      #11
                      I can see why she slapped the hell out of you

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                        #12
                        Yeah, slap seems appropriate

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                          #13
                          Huh!

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                            #14
                            huh?

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                              #15
                              Stay away from the purple acid.

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