Today just sucks 2.0 :-(

[Pushbutton2]

So after finding a mouse in my engine compartment this AM and PM

Getting soaked to the bone all day @ work.

I get home and my wife decides we're watching Country Music Awards.

I don't care for this style of Country. She does.
I'm more of an Garth, Alan Jackson and Waylon guy myself.

Did spark a conversation. I told her that the announcer chick in the black dress & Carrie Underwood need to put some clothes and have some respect for themselves.
To which she replied.
What would you do if I dressed like that.
I replied. You staying home or going out?
She replies. Going out.
I replied. I'd tell you to go put some clothes on!
She replied. How do you think that would go over?
I replied. You'd do it or else
She replied. After almost 24 years of marriage I can't believe you think that...
I replied. You're wrong.
She replied OH Really. It's been almost 24 years.
I replied. So. You're still wrong.
She replies. I am not.
I replied. Yes YOU ARE. I don't think that.


So in closing. Today's been an "INTERESTING" Day.

How's your day been?

[eradicator]

So after finding a mouse in my engine compartment this AM and PM

Getting soaked to the bone all day @ work.

I get home and my wife decides we're watching Country Music Awards.

I don't care for this style of Country. She does.
I'm more of an Garth, Alan Jackson and Waylon guy myself.

Did spark a conversation. I told her that the announcer chick in the black dress & Carrie Underwood need to put some clothes and have some respect for themselves.
To which she replied.
What would you do if I dressed like that.
I replied. You staying home or going out?
She replies. Going out.
I replied. I'd tell you to go put some clothes on!
She replied. How do you think that would go over?
I replied. You'd do it or else
She replied. After almost 24 years of marriage. I can't be you think that...


So in closing. Today's been an "INTERESTING" Day.

How's your day been?

One of those is different....

[Pedernal]

You forgot to tell her to make you a sandwich

[twosixteens]

Wonderful day on my end. I would think that after 24 years of marriage if your wife wants to sit and watch tv with you you must be doing something right.

Good luck my friend

[175gr7.62]

So after finding a mouse in my engine compartment this AM and PM

Getting soaked to the bone all day @ work.

I get home and my wife decides we're watching Country Music Awards.

I don't care for this style of Country. She does.
I'm more of an Garth, Alan Jackson and Waylon guy myself.

Did spark a conversation. I told her that the announcer chick in the black dress & Carrie Underwood need to put some clothes and have some respect for themselves.
To which she replied.
What would you do if I dressed like that.
I replied. You staying home or going out?
She replies. Going out.
I replied. I'd tell you to go put some clothes on!
She replied. How do you think that would go over?
I replied. You'd do it or else
She replied. After almost 24 years of marriage I can't believe you think that...
I replied. You're wrong.
She replied OH Really. It's been almost 24 years.
I replied. So. You're still wrong.
She replies. I am not.
I replied. Yes YOU ARE. I don't think that.


So in closing. Today's been an "INTERESTING" Day.

How's your day been?

So you should have titled this post “ What I said to my wife today that resulted in my outey not getting close to her inny.”


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[175gr7.62]

One of those is different....

That’s what I was thinking also...


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[RR 314]

Pretty good day today. I just drove around listening to Willie,Waylon and Kenny Chesney. :-).

[nativeaustin]

You lost me at woman needing to put on more clothes.

[brokeno]

Looks like your not going to be getting any for a while.

[Pushbutton2]

Thanks for the condolences [emoji3]

It's been an interesting day for sure [emoji1303]

[DRT]

You forgot to tell her to make you a sandwich

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Gary

[Monark]

So you should have titled this post “ What I said to my wife today that resulted in my outey not getting close to her inny.”

That's funny.

I don't know OP but you remind me of a buddy we nicknamed Eeyore.

[Texas Stalker]

Eeyore for sure. I ain’t telling Carrie Underwood to put on more clothes. You may check out the testosterone replacement thread on here. Yours may be low.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


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[CastAndBlast]

I don’t think you will be pushing her button tonight.

[Smart]

Like playing cards with my brother's kids.....