We have my bothers twin 7 year olds, 8 year old, and 10 year old kid… who we have talked into snipe hunting…
Sitting on the front porch my wife explained her plan to take them and how they were going to go about it.. I’m utterly flabbergasted. Shocked. Disappointed. Sad. Confused. And second guessing everything!
Her plan is to walk a ways into an open field, with working flashlights… sing the snipe in close and them hug them while they pluck a rainbow feather.
Who the hell hugs a snipe!
I tried to tell her, in front of these very impressionable children that the most effective way was to walk into the deep brush and hold a trash bag between their legs while I scare them out of the brush with a pan and a stick. (Of course we will get lost and their flashlights will quit working.. )
Please advise a proper method. I’m beginning to understand why college campuses have “safe zones”. This is the Coddling of the American mind!
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Sitting on the front porch my wife explained her plan to take them and how they were going to go about it.. I’m utterly flabbergasted. Shocked. Disappointed. Sad. Confused. And second guessing everything!
Her plan is to walk a ways into an open field, with working flashlights… sing the snipe in close and them hug them while they pluck a rainbow feather.
Who the hell hugs a snipe!
I tried to tell her, in front of these very impressionable children that the most effective way was to walk into the deep brush and hold a trash bag between their legs while I scare them out of the brush with a pan and a stick. (Of course we will get lost and their flashlights will quit working.. )
Please advise a proper method. I’m beginning to understand why college campuses have “safe zones”. This is the Coddling of the American mind!
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