How do you get rid of a abandoned vehicle?

[boh347]

My SIL hootpy van broke down 2 thanksgivings ago at the house. I ended up pushing it out in the back 2 acres but it's an eyesore (by push I mean tractor derby with my kubota). How do I get rid of it? The scrap yard needs a title in which I don't have it's out of the question that she's going to move, help move it, or have anything else do with it..period. So I'm kinda stuck with it

[thorshammer]

Push it out in the middle of the road. The city will have to come get it then. They impound it. Sit on it. And auction it off next year sometime. Problem solved.

[PondPopper]

Put it out by the road and put a sign on it that says
"DO NOT STEAL" it'll e gone.

[ckuehl]

Push it out in the middle of the road. The city will have to come get it then. They impound it. Sit on it. And auction it off next year sometime. Problem solved.

^^^^^ Listen to this man he knows for sure.

[boh347]

Push it out in the middle of the road. The city will have to come get it then. They impound it. Sit on it. And auction it off next year sometime. Problem solved.

I really thought about this but didn't want to push the burden off on someone else.. I feel sorry for who ever opens up to check out the inside.. Barf. She's a very dirty person, we talkin about ankle high trash and yr old diapers

[stevieray54]

Pull the tags and set it by the road,find one of those adds in green sheet we by junk cars

[Powertool1994]

Craigslist for free with bill of sale?

[systemnt]

Tannerite.... lots and lots of tannerite..
And a video camera.

[flywise]

First, light a fire
Second, lawn chair and beer
Third, trailer and scrap yard
Or, get a bonded title ( very easy and not much money) the. Sell it for what ever it will bring.

Might also make a good deer stand or camp shelter

[brushtrooper]

Advertise on craigslist for free and it wont be very long.

[Jp.]

Piece by piece.....

[stickerpatch59]

call the local nerdowell and give it to him; he will have it gone and crushed by tomorrow for scrap price.

[bowhuntntxn]

Fire. Not one of those hand warming, sit beside and tell stories kinda fire. One of those can be seen from space, melts the chain link fence posts, napalm kinda fires. And blame it on some random vandal when the fire department shows up to watch it smolder.

[Bisch]

Your SIL won't give you the title?

Bisch

[Toolman]

Tannerite and some beer. Boom no more car.