1 hour and 8 minutes till vasectomy time

[bownut]

Just take it easy and relax. You’ll feel like you can go outside and work. Lol. DONT. Trust me.

[sunsethunter]

Just take it easy and relax. You’ll feel like you can go outside and work. Lol. DONT. Trust me.

I second this. As a Paramedic I've seen grapefruit sized huevos from doing too much too early

[MarlinMears]

When they say put frozen peas on them, don’t open the bag. We finally gave up looking and just went and bought a new couch.

Hahaha! I had a bag of mixed veggies.


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[bakin7005]

For me the valium was the best part. The shave from the nurse while my wife stood there and watched was pretty freaky. [emoji23]

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[frazee3200]

Ice pack!! When you think “I’m good, it doesn’t feel so bad today, I’m tired of laying around” don’t get up, give er one more day or half day!!! Softball size. . . Wasn’t pretty!!!

[Graysonhogs]

Hope the Dr you picked was better than mine. I mean the surgery was great and pain was minimal. Recovering from his "open door policy" during my procedure has stuck with me for 16 years. Seriously, no less than 2-3 women from the office, and a freakin medical sales rep came into the room during mine.. to ask him questions.

Probably thought they were going to see tubal ligation.


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[joevillars]

I’m quite sure they did, as long as they didn’t bust out a big sneeze in mid snip.

What was that about an emergency surgery?


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Some thing with a cancer case

[pure lefty]

Knew a guy had it done, sitting in saddle doc working on left side, he said that hurts doc, where, he said right side, doc looks oh sorry laid scalpel down wrong, six months later wife said guess what?

[Muskles]

My balls hurt. The right one feel like some
One is thumping it

Keep the ice on them and keep your legs elevated.

[andre3k]

Sounds life some horror stories here. There was no pain with mine, no swollen balls, just a lil sensitive for a day or two and it was business as usual. Never needed pain meds afterwards either.

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[Kooter80]

Best part in having to taking a steaming sample to the nurse. Told my wife I did my part now it’s yours.

[dave797]

Apparently im so ugly that I dont need a vasectomy.

[Jon Stewart]

You better hope he does'nt sneeze at the wrong time.

[BowhunterB]

Good luck sir

[cva34]

Keep em cool ICE Pack