Anything you like to hear other people say or anything you say. I'll start, I always say "Jacked out of Wack" 
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When my wife asks me where the last thing she has lost is: "It's right where you left it".
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My high school coach referencing a kid who broke his arm after being tackled/arrested by the police..."Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
My college mentor once told me..."if you want to be rich, don't live like you are."Comment
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This has always been out of mouth before I could think,"I've got two words for you!"Comment
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That'll do.Comment
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Back in high school a friend and I were laughing about something as our valedictorian was walking by and over heard. He walked up and said "simple mind, simple pleasure!". I like to use that one but not in a situation where I might eat a fist.Comment
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Have two--- is what it is... and my non kid friendly is " I'll be a Mother******". Usually do followed up by " you dumb***". Most often used when I do something stupid.Comment
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Hard as woodpecker lips. Cant fix stupid. Itll be done when its done no sooner then or no later then its doneComment
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Oh. Thanks.Comment
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who'd of thunk itComment
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Easy for me!
"Can't fix stupid!"Attached FilesComment
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Can't remember where I heard it first.
When customer misread my show special and think they're going to buy four game cameras on T-Mates for $100
"So you want to buy the floormats and get the truck for free"Comment
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I say tougher than woodpecker lips.Originally posted by Bowtech38 View Post
Another i use when people are complaining, it will get better if it don't get worse or stay the same
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"Shut up"Comment
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From my friend and favorite Sunday School teacher. "No matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides to a tomato". and "What you do next reflects what you believe".Comment
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