Middle age men and mid life crisis rant.

[miket]

That pic is looking a little better today.......gunna be a long 2 months

[miket]

Got several friends in the "Mid Age" dating world. What a horrible mess! I get to hear all the horror stories. Guys want a babe, women want guys with lots of money.


The majority of both sexes have so much baggage in their lives that neither are a good catch for anyone else. So a great guy just finds women with tons of baggage, a irrational Schizophrenic EX-husband, she has three horrible self-entitled out of control liberal kids, she is paying all their bills, oldest son sits and plays video games all day, and as far as the great women go, no guy has enough money or is financially stable enough for them to date and half of the guys live at home with mother, and the mother is buying them their beer, cigarettes and making their truck payment for them, wages are being garnished for child support on the two previous marriages and all they really want to do is just "sleep" with her. AND THAT'S THE LAST THING SHE IS INTERESTED IN!



She has her work cut out for her trying to find a good man.

ughh.....this actually scares me a little...or a lot...

[breederbuck33]

ughh.....this actually scares me a little...or a lot...

Just grow you a good taint brush and set the bar low. You'll be alright!

[DRT]

It could be worse. He could still be married.
Or on parole for pedophilia.
Or a Democrat . . .

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[Playa]

It could be worse. He could still be married.
Or on parole for pedophilia.
Or a Democrat . . .

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If his name is Bill Clinton, he’s all 3 🤣

[Hoggslayer]

It could be worse. He could still be married.
Or on parole for pedophilia.
Or a Democrat . . .

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I never thought of that. I had a hard enough time just thinking he's a dum arse

[Tbuddyandroby]

Tagged for latter entertainment...

[Playa]

I never thought of that. I had a hard enough time just thinking he's a dum arse

I would t worry too much about that 1/2 of them don’t know their own gender, 30% Date men, so that only leave 20%

[miket]

Just grow you a good taint brush and set the bar low. You'll be alright!

Tickle tickle tickle

[Hoggslayer]

Just grow you a good taint brush and set the bar low. You'll be alright!

Don't count out those country Girls with a back side as wide as a base fiddle.

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[Clayton_H]

Ok I’ve read through this whole thing laughing but now I’m just wondering who is this person in my family. [emoji23]


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[curtintex]

Don't count out those country Girls with a back side as wide as a base fiddle.

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Only thing better than a long-legged girl wrapping her legs around you, is a short-legged one trying to.

[Rcole1310]

Only thing better than a long-legged girl wrapping her legs around you, is a short-legged one trying to.

And that did it....beer officially spit on the floor!! LOL. Great thread! Needed that laugh.


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[wdtorque]

They might have to come to my house one year for Christmas so, I care.
Had for me to set there and be nice in my own home when I now a person is a idiot.

Robert Earl wrote a great song about this too. Invite me please? [emoji457]


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[Hoggslayer]

Ok I’ve read through this whole thing laughing but now I’m just wondering who is this person in my family. [emoji23]


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Welcome to the fire son.

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