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Old 02-14-2020, 10:17 AM   #1
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Old 02-14-2020, 10:21 AM   #2
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At 70 I don't believe I have anything to worry about except make it to opening day.
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Old 02-14-2020, 10:21 AM   #3
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Old 02-14-2020, 10:27 AM   #4
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Please take this message seriously!!
My lil girl was born Oct1

It must be a poor life that achieves freedom from fear.
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Old 02-14-2020, 10:28 AM   #5
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Don’t let the wrong head do the thinking!
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Old 02-14-2020, 10:37 AM   #6
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Doctor Big Knife already took care of that for me.
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Old 02-14-2020, 10:41 AM   #7
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My daughter came into this world on 11/5, forever changing opening weekend of gun season for me. But she was 3 weeks early so I tried to heed the warning.

No worries now, snip snip
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Old 02-14-2020, 10:43 AM   #8
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At 70 I don't believe I have anything to worry about except make it to opening day.
thanks for the laugh, splitfinger
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Old 02-14-2020, 10:53 AM   #9
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Every time these threads come up I’m left trying to decide whether there are a lot of babies born prematurely or is math not a strong suite for greenscreeners.


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Old 02-14-2020, 10:55 AM   #10
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Every time these threads come up I’m left trying to decide whether there are a lot of babies born prematurely or is math not a strong suite for greenscreeners.


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My daughter was born Nov. 10th do the math.
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Old 02-14-2020, 11:00 AM   #11
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Thought I was safe because my anniversary is March 6th and we "celebrated" years ago. Was due 12/2, but had her a month early on 11/2.
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Old 02-14-2020, 11:00 AM   #12
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Old 02-14-2020, 11:19 AM   #13
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If you go ahead and make her mad today you will be good for all of deer season, always worked for me.
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Old 02-14-2020, 11:21 AM   #14
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At my age, I'm much closer to changing my own diaper than someone else's.
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Old 02-14-2020, 11:24 AM   #15
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Doctor Big Knife already took care of that for me.
A short 18 years ago, my wife was pregnant with our twins and we already had a 2 year old at home.

My beautiful bride’s hormones were running amok and I believe should actually took pleasure in nagging me about going to see Dr. Big Knife once the twins were born.

We were at her OBGY's office for a routine pregnancy check-up and my better-half started bragging that she had talked me into getting snipped.

Now I have never heard angels sing, but I imagine it must be similar to the response her doctor gave…”That’s a stupid idea!”

“I’m sorry doc…what did you say? Don’t get me wrong…I completely agree with you, but my wife might be interested to hear more about your professional opinion?”…and tears of joy ran down my face.

Dr. Angel-Voice continued, “Well, we’re having a C-Section…I’ll just tie her tubes while I’m in there.”

18 years later, she’s still convinced I conspired with her doctor.
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Old 02-14-2020, 11:33 AM   #16
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Doctor Big Knife already took care of that for me.
Did you have it cut off? When I here "Big knife" I think amputation.
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Old 02-14-2020, 12:05 PM   #17
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Yep, went from a nub to nothin'
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Old 02-14-2020, 12:11 PM   #18
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Officially shooting blanks at both follow-ups! Praise Jesus!! Plenty of heathens already running around this house.
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Old 02-14-2020, 12:14 PM   #19
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Blanks for me, I let 'er rip!
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Old 02-14-2020, 12:21 PM   #20
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At my age, I'm much closer to changing my own diaper than someone else's.


This here is funny


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Old 02-14-2020, 12:30 PM   #21
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U win!! Dang funny
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Old 02-14-2020, 12:33 PM   #22
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Too funny
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Old 02-14-2020, 12:49 PM   #23
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Not gonna happen with calf liver in a sock!
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Old 02-14-2020, 03:10 PM   #24
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Blanks for me, I let 'er rip!


Ditto


No worries here. BOTH shops are closed permanently...
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Old 02-14-2020, 03:18 PM   #25
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At 70 I don't believe I have anything to worry about except make it to opening day.
Boblee would disagree!
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