Some of you may have heard this one already. Hope it makes you chuckle a little.
An old farmer drove to his neighbors and knocked on the front door. A boy about 9 opened the door.
The farmer said, "is your dad home?"
The boy replied: "no sir, he went to town."
The farmer said: "well, how about your mother?"
The boy replied: "no sir, she went to town with my dad."
The farmer said: "how about your brother Howard, is he here?"
The boy replied: "no sir, he went with mom and dad."
The old farmer stood there for a minute, shifting from foot to foot.
The little boy asked "Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are if you need to borrow one, or i can try and message dad."
The farmer responded uncomfortably "I really wanted to talk to your dad. Its about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzie pregnant."
The boy thought for a moment and said "well, you would have to talk to dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I dont know how much he charges for Howard."
Hope yall have a great day
An old farmer drove to his neighbors and knocked on the front door. A boy about 9 opened the door.
The farmer said, "is your dad home?"
The boy replied: "no sir, he went to town."
The farmer said: "well, how about your mother?"
The boy replied: "no sir, she went to town with my dad."
The farmer said: "how about your brother Howard, is he here?"
The boy replied: "no sir, he went with mom and dad."
The old farmer stood there for a minute, shifting from foot to foot.
The little boy asked "Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are if you need to borrow one, or i can try and message dad."
The farmer responded uncomfortably "I really wanted to talk to your dad. Its about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzie pregnant."
The boy thought for a moment and said "well, you would have to talk to dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I dont know how much he charges for Howard."
Hope yall have a great day
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