Best jail breakfast

[Bear Charge]

Mineola for me. Two pieces of bacon, scrambled eggs, one bisquit and coffee.

[Shinesintx]

Like real jail breakfast?

[pervis]

This is a great topic! Ive never had to pull a true overnighter. Nothing i couldnt pay my way out of. Traffic warrants etc when i was in college and broke. Never any jail food or gen pop status for me. I have been a few times though

[general1123]

Frozen waffles....still frozen. Maybe not my favorite jail breakfast but the only one I've had the privilege of eating.

[Draco]

It was pancakes, bad pancakes and bad syrup and no butter. There was coffee but no cream or sugar.

[Muddy Bud]

Small box of frosted flakes and a pint of milk. Lunch was worse.

[lanceodom]

Hard boiled eggs. 50 hard boiled eggs. On a bet... never mind. Wasn’t me.

[Atfulldraw]

Lew Sterrett - 'loney and cold bread -- breakfast, lunch and dinner.

memories.

[Black Ice]

I need to live a little more! The only time I’ve ever in a jail cell was to look at the restrooms in the St Helena Jail in Greensburg La. It was a sales call and I had to look at all the toilets for the size of the TP dispensers.


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[Martin]

Worst jail breakfast....old McKinney Prison, used in the early 70's by the Collin County Sheriff's department. Powdered
eggs.....colored water for coffee....yukkk.

[S-3 Ranch]

Bexar county, all three meals are the same a “ Jonny Sack “ hard tack soda biscuit with chipped beef and a frozen 4oz apple juice ( lost 15lbs in 10 days tried to eat and gagged couldn’t do it again ) need a drink of water the fountain comes out the top of a stainless steel combo toilet/ water fountain
No coffee no OJ only frozen apple juice

Harris co only serves, a peanut butter sandwich and a juice box , same water out of toilet

[hoghunter69]

hard bisquet, apple sauce and peanut butter

[Criss40]

Lew Sterrett - 'loney and cold bread -- breakfast, lunch and dinner.

memories.

That's miserable. Plus a bottle of "criminal water", my buddy joked.

[18ncs]

I need to live a little more! The only time I’ve ever in a jail cell was to look at the restrooms in the St Helena Jail in Greensburg La. It was a sales call and I had to look at all the toilets for the size of the TP dispensers.
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Are you sure you've never been in one? You were the first person who came to mind when I read the title to this thread

My best friend got thrown in jail in Tunica, Ms. They came to the cell with black coffee, a piece of fatback and cornbread for breakfast. He took the coffee, looked at the jailer and said, "no thanks, I had that for supper".

[Mayhem]

I’ve made it a life goal to stay out of the clink. So far I am doing great.


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