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    I jumped on this thread like a guinea on a crippled grasshopper

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      When I was young, my eyes were blue, and my ****** was red. Now my eyes are red, and my ****** is blue!!!

      About a goofy looking hat: You need two of those; one to crap in, and one to cover it up with!

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        You want to take the dumb end or the smart end of the tape measure

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          My mother always said I was about to get in Dads doghouse. Hence the screen name.

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            Son, you are only as good as the company you keep.

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              For those that haven't seen this film, that's it's real title! It's a riot!



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                There is also a follow up film with Danny Glover as a partner.


                Now I know where Burnadel gets his inspiration!

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                  I've had worse cuts on my eye and still managed to wink at the ladies.
                  Uglier than a homemade rock
                  Uglier than a mud fence.
                  All that meat and no potatoes.
                  What is shade in the summer, is heat in the winter.
                  Stop scratchin' your watch and winding other things.
                  When my Grand Dad was trying to get something in a small hole- "If it had a little hair around it, I could get it in there,"
                  Whenever something was long "...is longer than a wh ore's dream."

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                    Originally posted by sotx View Post
                    Yall have pretty much covered it. The only one I didn't see was
                    "Don't be a stander" That's what you tell the dumb muther fu$%er who is just standing there and not helping like he should.

                    Ya **** right!!

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                      That’ll make sap rise in an old stump

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                        My dad always says "If you shake it more than twice you're playing with it". And he always follows it up with "that's why I always shake it 3 or 4 times".

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                            I could spend two weeks with your aunt ____ any Sunday afternoon.
                            Honey, we need to go to bed so these good people can leave.
                            I'm glad you got to see me.

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                              When an animal was super strong, my grandad would say:
                              He can cut the hucklebuck..

                              But according to the internet, that’s not at all what it means.

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                                Willie Nelson . . I never thought I would outlive my d**k . .

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