A woman walks into a butcher shop and asks for a long Island Duck.
The guy brings out a duck, the lady sticks her finger up inside the duck and says...this is not a LI duck.
The guy rolls his eyes and brings her another duck. The same thing happens with the finger and he winds up bringing her 3 ducks until finally...she gets her Long Island duck.
She thanks him for his patience and says. You look familiar, are you from around here?
He drops his britches, bends over and says...You tell me lady?
The guy brings out a duck, the lady sticks her finger up inside the duck and says...this is not a LI duck.
The guy rolls his eyes and brings her another duck. The same thing happens with the finger and he winds up bringing her 3 ducks until finally...she gets her Long Island duck.
She thanks him for his patience and says. You look familiar, are you from around here?
He drops his britches, bends over and says...You tell me lady?
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