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[gfulton]

"Hold her head up Newt, she's headed to the pea patch"

"Shoot him in the pants the coat's mine"

"Shoot low Sheriff he's ridin a Shetland"

[K. Lane]

My gramps always said... “ if you put be a dumbarse on your to do list today.... mark that one the hell off”

My wife Tells me and grndchecker.....”what are you (or y’all)...12 ???”

[Hogmauler]

If your gonna be ignorant you better be tough.

[huntandfishguy6]

If your mama stands there and cooks it, you can Da?? Well eat it. My dad

[175gr7.62]

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.

-Hemingway

[salth2o]

Fish and visitors stink in 3 days.

[tex4k]

"I can't use that kind of language here"

[huntindude]

F***, Fight, or hold the light


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[Burnadell]

Lets call this the Kung Flu cornteen version part deaux

What is deaux? doh...do?

Did you mean two?

[Burnadell]

You are only young once, but you can be immature the rest of your life.

[SaltwaterSlick]

Recently modified one of my old favorites about cheap-skates...

Went from, "tighter'n a bull's arse in fly season" to, "tighter'n the economy in Coronavirus season"...

[Pstraw]

'Can't' can't do anything.

[jshouse]

... you ain't gonna tear it up son, that thing makes its own grease.

[texan4ut]

My Dad always would say that is slicker than greased owl sh$t

[Drycreek3189]

My momma said that I would gripe if I was gonna be hung with a new rope. She also said that I didn’t have the sense God gave a goose. She was a MEAN woman !


Actually, my brother and I were little hellions and needed a good larrupin’ every now and then. She was fairly generous with that........