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Old 03-17-2021, 09:13 AM   #1
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Old 03-17-2021, 09:14 AM   #2
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I think he is still thinking, which should scare us all.


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Old 03-17-2021, 09:21 AM   #3
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"why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?.."
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Old 03-17-2021, 09:24 AM   #4
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Why is a orange called a orange, but a banana isnt called a yellow???


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Old 03-17-2021, 09:31 AM   #5
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Why do I have afternoon thoughts when it seems everyone else has morning thoughts?
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Old 03-17-2021, 09:32 AM   #6
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Parkay or Butter?
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Old 03-17-2021, 09:48 AM   #7
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Why do they call them, Butterflies...................
When actually........ They flutterby...........................
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Old 03-17-2021, 09:50 AM   #8
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Why do they call them, Butterflies...................
When actually........ They flutterby...........................
Actually...they were called Flutterby's and a small girl of some famous person messed it up and called them butterflys...and it stuck.
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Old 03-17-2021, 09:51 AM   #9
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How much wood would a wood chu.....aww forget it.
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Old 03-17-2021, 09:54 AM   #10
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why do we pay doctors and lawyers to practice medicine and law?
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Old 03-17-2021, 09:55 AM   #11
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Who coined the word " cock-eyed "?
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Old 03-17-2021, 10:02 AM   #12
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Who discovered that licking certain frogs is hallucinogenic


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Old 03-17-2021, 10:05 AM   #13
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How does a fly land on the ceiling?
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Old 03-17-2021, 10:05 AM   #14
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Why was my thread about new rental laws moved to the political forum the moment I gave a very interesting non political update 2 weeks later????

Sorry that one has irked me since and this seems like a good thread to vent.

They burned the effing place down by the way
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Old 03-17-2021, 10:06 AM   #15
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Who coined the word " cock-eyed "?
This came about after plastic surgeons discovered that the human foreskin had the exact same characteristics as the human eyelids. Burn victims' missing eyelids were replaced with transplanted foreskins and were able to blink and look normal. The surgeries were considered miraculous, despite the drawback of all of the transplant recipients looking cock-eyed.


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Old 03-17-2021, 10:08 AM   #16
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Who coined the word " cock-eyed "?
The doc who uses foreskin for eye lid replacement surgery??
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Old 03-17-2021, 10:09 AM   #17
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^^^darn Chew beat me too it! Lol
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Old 03-17-2021, 10:10 AM   #18
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^^^darn chew beat me too it! Lol
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Old 03-17-2021, 10:15 AM   #19
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Beat what?
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Old 03-17-2021, 10:19 AM   #20
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Old 03-17-2021, 10:56 AM   #21
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Why do people solicit medical, financial, or relationship advice from fellow bowhunters, who might or might not have stayed at a Holiday Inn last night?

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Old 03-17-2021, 11:12 AM   #22
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Who was the first guy, to say I'm going to eat the the next thing that comes out of that chicken's butt
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Old 03-17-2021, 11:12 AM   #23
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human foreskin had the exact same characteristics as the human eyelids.
Just humans? Wonder what that donor card would look like.
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Old 03-17-2021, 11:21 AM   #24
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Why do we call it a screwdriver when you dont hit the screw with it. Shouldn't a hammer be called a nail driver?
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Old 03-17-2021, 11:23 AM   #25
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Just humans? Wonder what that donor card would look like.
Just a bunch of men who recently converted to Judaism.
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Old 03-17-2021, 11:24 AM   #26
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Who was the first guy, to say I'm going to eat the the next thing that comes out of that chicken's butt
I guess you never saw the well-made documentary?

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Old 03-17-2021, 11:38 AM   #27
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**** that is a flash from the past...lol
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Old 03-17-2021, 11:44 AM   #28
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Old 03-17-2021, 11:53 AM   #29
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We are showing our age!
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Old 03-17-2021, 11:56 AM   #30
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Who decided to put the "s" in Lisp? What an atthole.
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Old 03-17-2021, 12:03 PM   #31
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Dang yore hide!! Coffee out the nose is NO fun!!!
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Old 03-17-2021, 12:03 PM   #32
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Why does the banana have skin?
Peel that like an onion
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Old 03-17-2021, 12:40 PM   #33
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Why does the banana have skin?
Peel that like an onion

Oh man....
DEEEEEP!!
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Old 03-17-2021, 12:51 PM   #34
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Dang yore hide!! Coffee out the nose is NO fun!!!

Neither is Tea........................
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Old 03-17-2021, 12:52 PM   #35
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Why does the banana have skin?
Peel that like an onion
Bananas have peels. Onions have skin. Skin that one pilgrim.
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Old 03-17-2021, 01:04 PM   #36
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How did Biden get to be president?

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Old 03-17-2021, 01:12 PM   #37
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How did Biden get to be president?


Well crap!! Now this thread will be axed or sent to PACE!! THAT's why we can't post nice things!!
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Old 03-17-2021, 01:19 PM   #38
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Random thought - Why does everything posted become political?
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Old 03-17-2021, 01:24 PM   #39
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How did Biden get to be president?

Same way as every other president whether corporate or political; lie, cheat and steal.
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Old 03-17-2021, 01:35 PM   #40
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Did the person who coined the phrase "One hit wonder" ever coin another phrase?
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Old 03-17-2021, 01:39 PM   #41
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We eat pizza from the inside out.
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Old 03-17-2021, 01:43 PM   #42
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What about cocktail?
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Old 03-17-2021, 01:57 PM   #43
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Bananas have peels. Onions have skin. Skin that one pilgrim.

Unless the banana is a euphemism


Do I win big word of the day award :-)
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Old 03-17-2021, 02:00 PM   #44
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This came about after plastic surgeons discovered that the human foreskin had the exact same characteristics as the human eyelids. Burn victims' missing eyelids were replaced with transplanted foreskins and were able to blink and look normal. The surgeries were considered miraculous, despite the drawback of all of the transplant recipients looking cock-eyed.


I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress, wear your mask.
LOL,outstanding
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Old 03-17-2021, 02:28 PM   #45
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Does replying with only a period count as a post?

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Old 03-17-2021, 02:30 PM   #46
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Did the person who coined the phrase "One hit wonder" ever coin another phrase?
Now there is a good question to ponder
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Old 03-17-2021, 03:47 PM   #47
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Would you believe someone if they told you everything they said was a lie?
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Old 03-17-2021, 03:56 PM   #48
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Do buffalos have wings??
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Old 03-17-2021, 06:27 PM   #49
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Do buffalos have wings??
No sir
They have Wild wings
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Old 03-17-2021, 06:55 PM   #50
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Suddenly...the crows seemed to call his name, thought Caaww!
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