K-mart smart
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She's so ugly, She'd spook a stick horse!Comment
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When the kids say they are thirsty.
"Drink your spit"Comment
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Anything worthwhile demands sacrifice.
Sometimes you gotta go slow to go fast.
If you don't have time to do it right you won't have time to come back to fix it.
Where ever you go.... There you are!Comment
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Chilling like a villain with Matt Dillion on penicillinComment
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He'd lose his **** if God hadn't put 'em in a sack for him to tote 'em around in!
She looks good from afar but far from good!Comment
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Hotter than a baby sister.
Shut your pie hole.
Screwed up as a football bat.
Go outside practice falling down and getting back up an ill be out to help you after this beer.
Why dont you take a good dose of shut the f%#@ upComment
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He's dumber than a box of rocks. She's stronger than ten rows of onions. Don't worry bout the mule son, u just load the wagon.Comment
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No matter how good she looks someone else is tired of putting up with her..Comment
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Crazy as a peach orchard boar!Comment
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question: How's yer mom-an-'em?
Reply: Oh, they gonna make it.Comment
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Whoa.. You got some gum? Well please have a piece.
Like cherry pie all over the wall..Comment
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When ever its cold instead of saying its colder than a witches titties I say "its colder than the mammary glands of one who dabbles in sorcery" takes people a while to get it!Comment
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BumpComment
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If my dog had a face as ugly as yours I would shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards.Comment
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