Lame jokes

[Calitexembalmer]

Democrat.

[canny]

What does an out of business sign on a brothel say?



...Beat it, we're closed!

[Backwoods101]

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar...

Then a bench...

Then a table

Holy hell that's funny!!

[Jlambeth]

What you call a Bull Jacking off ? .....Beefstrokingoff

[Trumpkin]

How'd the trapper know he caught a blonde coyote?

The dang thing had chewed off three legs and was still stuck in the trap!

[jessBsemple]

The coroner's office had two bodies on each table (male and female).Every time they turned the radio on , the bodies would sit up. The coroner looked at his assistant and said, "The Hills are alive to the sound of music."

How do you catch a squirrel? You climb a tree and act like a nut.

[Matt_g]

What is the fastest liquid?



Milk, it’s pasteurized before you know it!

[Tx_Wader]

How do you catch a bra?

With a booby trap.

[Dandy123]

What does Snoop Dog use to clean his clothes?

Bleeotch

This one actually made me laugh a little

[BigThicketBoy]

How did Helen Keller wear her fingers to the bone?
Yelling for help when she fell down the well [emoji1787]

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[Mike Murphey]

A family of Tomatoes are walking down the street, Daddy tomato, Momma tomato, and several baby tomatoes. As they were walking daddy tomato noticed one of the baby tomatoes lagging behind, so daddy tomato stopped and walked back to the baby tomato, swatted him on the behind and said Ketchup….

[BigThicketBoy]

http://vm.tiktok.com/dq2a64/

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[Pushbutton2]

Courtesy of KLTY

To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you, you have my Word.
:-)

I've been reading a book about Anti Gravity. I'm finding it hard to put down.
:-)

As Always My Heart is filled with Love for you and Your Families. Not because I am commanded to Love my Neighbor but because I can, am able to and it brings me Joy.

[huntindude]

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[Hammer-1]

A wife said to her husband that she wanted a breast enlargement.
The husband said " you should try rubbing toilet paper between them every day".
The wife said "do you think that will work?"
The husband says "I don't see why not, it worked on your arse"

Sent this to the wife today
I really hope I can see out of at least one eye opening day of bow season in 2 weeks



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