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    That boy is so cross-eyed, you can't tell if he's looking at the horse or the saddle.


    You can't expect a racehorse if you have a jack*** for a daddy.

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      Boy, I say boy..you bout as sharp as a bowlin' ball-Foghorn Leghorn

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        I'm gonna beat you like a red headed step child!

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          Don't be stupid!

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            Measure it like a cats tail from azz hole out.

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              "If any days are prettier than this the good Lord kept it for himself!"

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                Why the hell did you touch mu fishing rod?

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                  When someone else had something he liked or wanted...... "If I had that and he had a feather up his a**, we would both be tickled to death"

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                    "If I wanted it done half-*****ed I would have done it myself!"

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                      2 fingers of whiskey will solve all your problems

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                        It will feel good when it quits hurting.

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                          Originally posted by Pushbutton2 View Post
                          2 fingers of whiskey will solve all your problems
                          I like your dad’s style…God rest his soul.

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                            "Boy git yo're butt outta' bed!"

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                              When I got older on up in high school every weekend he would tell me…. If you can’t be safe at least be sanitary.

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                                When I brought a bow legged gal home: She sure couldn't hem up a hog in a ditch.

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