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Old 09-11-2019, 12:06 PM   #1
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Do we have a list somewhere on here where a person can find out what truck you have to drive, what you have to drink, what brand camo you can wear, what caliber gun you can shoot, etc to be considered hetro? I always thought you just had to like girls, but some threads lately got me wondering
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:07 PM   #2
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:07 PM   #3
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I only snot rocket cuz kleenexes are gay.
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:08 PM   #4
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Just say no to white claws, Zima, white rimmed sunglasses and skinny jeans..
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:09 PM   #5
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Don't put beans in your chili
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:10 PM   #6
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Just say no to white claws, Zima, white rimmed sunglasses and skinny jeans..
and Mathew's bows!
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:13 PM   #7
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Just say no to white claws, Zima, white rimmed sunglasses and skinny jeans..
I personally like to go back to that innocent time in my youth and consume a Zima or two. But I wouldn't say I'm going to order one at the next Rascal Flats concert I'm at. Even I have my boundries
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:13 PM   #8
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and Mathew's bows!



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Old 09-11-2019, 12:22 PM   #9
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Do we have a list somewhere on here where a person can find out what truck you have to drive, what you have to drink, what brand camo you can wear, what caliber gun you can shoot, etc to be considered hetro? I always thought you just had to like girls, but some threads lately got me wondering
F250
Quit drinking
Mix match Camo brands
30.06

Can I keep my ween card?
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:23 PM   #10
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:26 PM   #11
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Do we have a list somewhere on here where a person can find out what truck you have to drive, what you have to drink, what brand camo you can wear, what caliber gun you can shoot, etc to be considered hetro? I always thought you just had to like girls, but some threads lately got me wondering
If you need To reference the internet Things aren’t looking good. I’m joking of course.
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:26 PM   #12
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:27 PM   #13
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I only snot rocket cuz kleenexes are gay.


My bandannas self-identify as trans, they are offended by your slur!
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:27 PM   #14
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Don't put beans in your chili
This is for sure on the list.
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:28 PM   #15
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:33 PM   #16
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F250
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Can I keep my ween card?
Most soccer moms around my area drive F250's for grocery getters. The HD trucks that actually get used are RAM's.
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:37 PM   #17
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I always thought manly men didn’t care enough to worry about what other people thought or drove.
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:38 PM   #18
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You still wear camo, bro?
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:40 PM   #19
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If you get butthurt enough to post the question on an internet forum 98% full of men, then you may not like the answer. Most of the comments are in-jest; heck, its a "campfire" if we can't razz our buddies about drinking feminine alcohol, shooting inferior bows, driving the wrong brand or wearing the wrong camo, then we might as well rename it to "The Bowsite".....
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:44 PM   #20
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If you get butthurt enough to post the question on an internet forum 98% full of men, then you may not like the answer. Most of the comments are in-jest; heck, its a "campfire" if we can't razz our buddies about drinking feminine alcohol, shooting inferior bows, driving the wrong brand or wearing the wrong camo, then we might as well rename it to "The Bowsite".....
I think your sarcasm detector was turned off I ain't butthurt, cause that would not be hetro at all
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:44 PM   #21
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:46 PM   #22
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Most soccer moms around my area drive F250's for grocery getters. The HD trucks that actually get used are RAM's.
Sounds like you’re in one of them non-manly areas then.
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:47 PM   #23
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Just say no to white claws, Zima, white rimmed sunglasses and skinny jeans..
And no Traeger pellet anything
Gotta get a stick burner or go hungry
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:48 PM   #24
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I got nothing
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Sounds like you’re in one of them non-manly areas then.
Dangit, theres areas to stay out of too??
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:52 PM   #25
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Truck brand doesn’t count but you get bonus points for taking your wife’s minivan hunting and returning it to her without getting in trouble.

It’s not so much what you drink but can you handle it like a man should or are you the average run of the mill jackass after a few drinks?

Any idiot with money can say “I shoot a ______ bow”, but can the idiot actually shoot it well?

Finally, if you are man enough to make your own decisions without TBH, Fox News, or Twitter telling you what they should be, you’re ahead of 95% of the morons out there.
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:56 PM   #26
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I usually just run the scenario by my boyfriend. He's a good judge of these things.
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:57 PM   #27
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Sorry I can't hear y'all over the sound of slurpin' D in the back of my Subaru
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Old 09-11-2019, 01:19 PM   #28
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Old 09-11-2019, 01:22 PM   #29
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Sorry I can't hear y'all over the sound of slurpin' D in the back of my Subaru
That escalated quickly.
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Old 09-11-2019, 01:28 PM   #30
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Sorry I can't hear y'all over the sound of slurpin' D in the back of my Subaru
Pretty much where I figured this thread would end up
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Old 09-11-2019, 01:34 PM   #31
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Do we have a list somewhere on here where a person can find out what truck you have to drive, what you have to drink, what brand camo you can wear, what caliber gun you can shoot, etc to be considered hetro? I always thought you just had to like girls, but some threads lately got me wondering
I ride a horse, drink water out of a hog wallow, hunt buck nekked, and use a .50 BMG (no muzzle break or recoil pad either). Top that fellas.
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Old 09-11-2019, 01:37 PM   #32
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I wipe my azz with prickly pears, beat up grizzly bears and make old women faint.

Top that'n.
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Old 09-11-2019, 01:37 PM   #33
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Old 09-11-2019, 01:41 PM   #34
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And no Traeger pellet anything
Gotta get a stick burner or go hungry
Here here!!!

Although sometimes i wish i had a traeger . . .
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Old 09-11-2019, 01:47 PM   #35
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I wipe my azz with prickly pears, beat up grizzly bears and make old women faint.

Top that'n.
Kinky
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Old 09-11-2019, 01:48 PM   #36
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Most soccer moms around my area drive F250's for grocery getters. The HD trucks that actually get used are RAM's.


hahaha!
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Old 09-11-2019, 01:53 PM   #37
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Everything else will fall in place......
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Old 09-11-2019, 01:53 PM   #38
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Top that'n.
I cook my eggs!!!!!!!!!!! Ha!!!!
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Old 09-11-2019, 02:12 PM   #41
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Don't put beans in your chili
I dunno. That sounds like a whiny girly man complaining something's gonna make them fart n blow a hole in their skinny jeans...

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Truck brand doesn’t count but you get bonus points for taking your wife’s minivan hunting and returning it to her without getting in trouble.

It’s not so much what you drink but can you handle it like a man should or are you the average run of the mill jackass after a few drinks?

Any idiot with money can say “I shoot a ______ bow”, but can the idiot actually shoot it well?

Finally, if you are man enough to make your own decisions without TBH, Fox News, or Twitter telling you what they should be, you’re ahead of 95% of the morons out there.
And dont get upset when your one of the first guys killed off in a game amongst hunters that you invited them all to...
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And dont get upset when your one of the first guys killed off in a game amongst hunters that you invited them all to...
Haha

It's a stupid game anyway...
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Old 09-11-2019, 02:34 PM   #46
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Ain't no law when you're drinking the claw....
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Old 09-11-2019, 02:40 PM   #47
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Ain’t no laws when you’re drink the claws.


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Old 09-11-2019, 02:59 PM   #48
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Old 09-11-2019, 03:13 PM   #49
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Old 09-11-2019, 03:17 PM   #50
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