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    #31
    Everything's chicken but a chicken bill, it ain't meat but it's chicken still . .

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      #32
      Getting old ain't for sissies.
      Rainin like a cow pissin on a flat rock.
      I got a photografic memory.
      But I've run outta film.
      What I could do all night
      Now takes me all night to do.

      Sent from my XT1650 using Tapatalk

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        #33
        "nothing broken or bleeding, so you are OK"

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          #34
          Been so dry the catfish got ticks . .

          Been so wet the white perch ate the garden . .

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            #35
            Originally posted by grizzman View Post
            "nothing broken or bleeding, so you are OK"
            I've had worse hurts on my eyeball . .

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              #36
              My beer contains Vitamin P

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                #37
                Red on the head like a **** on a dog.
                She looks like a burlap bag full of bobcats.

                Those are from a rock mason I worked for in high school.

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                  #38
                  My grandpa would always tell me, "if it cost a nickel to go around the world I couldn't get outta sight"

                  Useless as socks on a rooster

                  His highest praise for a woman was when she was "built like a shetland pony."

                  Any time my dad and I start a project, "this is where friendship ends and work begins"

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                    #39
                    lotta good ones here, most of 'em familiar too!

                    some of 'em are slicker 'n snot on a brass door knob too! (nuther one of my dad's).

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by SaltwaterSlick View Post
                      lotta good ones here, most of 'em familiar too!

                      some of 'em are slicker 'n snot on a brass door knob too! (nuther one of my dad's).
                      Slick as owl s**t on a sycamore limb . .

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                        #41
                        n when talkin' bout my momma's cookin' dad would tell everbody to be careful not to get that sauce (or gravy) on yore forehead when you're eatin' it... It tastes so good, yore tongue'll beat yore brains out tryin' to get to it!

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                          #42
                          Boy, you liable to saw a log you can't roll...

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                            #43
                            Son, if all them pocket knives ever come up you lost in the woods, there'll be a thicket so bad you can't walk thru it!

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                              #44
                              If I tole you a pizzant could pull a freight train, you could go hook 'im up and holler giddy-up!

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                                #45
                                Me: We gonna go fishing grandpa?

                                Grandpa: Does a hobby horse have a wooden d***

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