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Chew · 11-23-2020, 08:37 PM

Let's get this meatless Thanksgiving started with a wildly popular appetizer!

This thread is dedicated to our core group of posters that have never posted a hunting pic or competed a thread on a live hunt...but have somehow achieved "pope & young" status. This TOFU's for YOU!

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Ingredients:

4 blocks of extra firm tofu. I prefer organic.

One bottle of Allegro hickory smoke.

A knife.

A pan to to marinate the tofu in.

Recipe:

Slice tofu lengthwise into about 1/8" strips. I was so excited that I may have made some 1/4" inch and 1/32" strips.

Pour about 1/4 bottle of the Allegro into the pan. I used a cake pan with a locking lid.

Start laying down layers of tofu slices in the bottom. After each letter, gently use a BBQ brush (preferably one that hasn't been contaminated in the past with bloody meat) to dip in the pan and and brush each slice. Brush several times as it soaks up the liquid.

Put another layer directly on top of the first layer and repeat. Keep brushing each slice. Keep going until all layers are in the pan and generously brushed with allegro.

Pour the rest of the bottle over the top and brush/mop several times until all pieces look medium brown (not white).

Put the lid on the pan and put in the fridge for 3-4 hours.

Then it's time for the dehydrator! I suggest using the dehydrator sheets to prevent bad dripping.

I'll update later.

You will be wishing you had a smell-o-vision monitor. Better keep a napkin handy for the drool!

Stay tuned, my protein-loving friends!

Chew · 11-23-2020, 08:38 PM

Burnadell · 11-23-2020, 08:39 PM

Good grief, Booby! You have lost it!!!

Prayers sent for your recovery!!!

3DW5 · 11-23-2020, 08:44 PM

I know a few liberals on here that will love this but the majority on here, well it’s gonna be a hard sale...

rtp · 11-23-2020, 08:44 PM

What the hell........this is fo real? Im sooooo glad I dont suck at hunting, lol.

Chew · 11-23-2020, 08:47 PM

A little preview from our last batch. They lasted about 15 minutes.

TB80 · 11-23-2020, 08:53 PM

I. Don’t. Understand.

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Pedernal · 11-23-2020, 08:53 PM

This from the man credited with slaying the last known Loxodonta in Texas

Dale Moser · 11-23-2020, 08:55 PM

I could not help but think of you, lieutenant...when my son shot this deer with his grandpa last weekend.

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Aggiehunter08 · 11-23-2020, 08:57 PM

Are you serious Clark?!

Boss Buck · 11-23-2020, 08:58 PM

Don’t be hard on him. He’s been celebrating on Linkin!!!! Lol. And for the food? No thanks

AlaskaFlyerFan · 11-23-2020, 09:00 PM

This thread goes right along with his new avatar!

Chew · 11-23-2020, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dale Moser

I could not help but think of you, lieutenant...when my son shot this deer with his grandpa last weekend.

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That is awesome! PM your address and I'll send him a decal.

Sweet buck!

texasdeerhunter · 11-23-2020, 09:02 PM

This is pretty elaborate for a prank lol. But I’m in to see the ending

doug · 11-23-2020, 09:06 PM

I should know better....... but........ just maybe.

Only thing making me think this MIGHT be true is your daughter. Im still not convinced though.

Chew · 11-23-2020, 09:07 PM

Dehydrator will take 12-15 hours.

I know I know... Hard to keep your hands out of the cookie jar when the garage smells this good.

Johnny Dangerr · 11-23-2020, 09:07 PM

Hmmm...

I like Tofu occasionally - I like Alegro a lot - why did you not put in that pellit contraption you got last month?

The combo might be good................

basskicker24 · 11-23-2020, 09:15 PM

In. I haven’t shot a deer yet this year. I might need this later.

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Stuck · 11-23-2020, 10:05 PM

I don’t know anything about tofu, if I fill a barrel with water and put it in the barrel will it grow?

alien_scones · 11-23-2020, 10:16 PM

i want my 30 seconds back

Chad C · 11-23-2020, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alien_scones

i want my 30 seconds back

That’s what she said. Sorry, it was a good night for toddy’s!

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Electrican · 11-23-2020, 10:57 PM

Beyond Jerky?

Chew · 11-23-2020, 11:05 PM

Are y'all getting as excited as me? Now the long wait till morning.

3DW5 · 11-23-2020, 11:08 PM

Pure greatness!!!!!

sierracharlie338 · 11-23-2020, 11:17 PM

Sierracharlie out....

texasdeerhunter · 11-24-2020, 12:03 AM

That’s you. With a dehydrator. And tofu in it. Did you lose a bet? Is this payback for shooting someone’s blind? Or missing a buck or something?? Sounds like a bet was made over over some Peach Crown and now has to be lived up to? Hahaha

Chew · 11-24-2020, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by texasdeerhunter

That’s you. With a dehydrator. And tofu in it. Did you lose a bet? Is this payback for shooting someone’s blind? Or missing a buck or something?? Sounds like a bet was made over over some Peach Crown and now has to be lived up to? Hahaha

You would be a pretty good detective!

Briar Friar · 11-24-2020, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dale Moser

I could not help but think of you, lieutenant...when my son shot this deer with his grandpa last weekend.

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Second time Ive seen this spike tonight. Congrats to your son Dale.

But...now Ive got major spike envy.

Chew...I believe I may be a violator...how does someone go about completing a live hunt thread...with no kill? I tried to bring a graceful close to my first and only live and unsuccessful hunt thread but it still felt like a lame duck...like watching a football thrown by Mark Ripken.

manwitaplan · 11-24-2020, 03:18 AM

Bobby what in the corn bread heck are you doing?

Big Lee · 11-24-2020, 05:17 AM

Most Un-Christian thread of the year. Chew I think all that gardening is not good for you.

falmike · 11-24-2020, 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Lee

Most Un-Christian thread of the year. Chew I think all that gardening is not good for you.

Depends on what he is “Gardening.” LOL

deerwatcher51 · 11-24-2020, 06:46 AM

I can’t unsee this now...

Goldeneagle · 11-24-2020, 07:07 AM

This stuff might be good for Burnadell to gum on.

Chew · 11-24-2020, 07:47 AM

Yummy yummy update coming soon!

BTLowry · 11-24-2020, 08:03 AM

I would expect Krivo jerky since that is what you killed

Chew · 11-24-2020, 08:09 AM

First bag is done. These were the thinnest strips. I'd rate them a 7.5 out of 10. Should have put some jalapeno powder in the mix.

Jtrage · 11-24-2020, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Electrican

Beyond Jerky?

Or Impossible Jerky?

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doug · 11-24-2020, 08:33 AM

I still ain't believing this.......

Did you see the text I sent you this morning or did that offend the new vegetarian/vegan lifestyle?

rtp · 11-24-2020, 08:37 AM

Closet Biden voter?

Radar · 11-24-2020, 08:40 AM

Tofu jerky with an ice cold Zima, only way to roll.

Goldeneagle · 11-24-2020, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radar

tofu jerky with an ice cold white claw, only way to roll.

fify

sling shot · 11-24-2020, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dale Moser

I could not help but think of you, lieutenant...when my son shot this deer with his grandpa last weekend.

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Chew,

Send this young man a CHA sticker.

GarGuy · 11-24-2020, 08:55 AM

Well this is a Chew thread so I will follow along for the punch line.

I think a little beef bullion might help that stuff.

CabezaBlanca · 11-24-2020, 09:03 AM

I'm guessing these are Thanksgiving snacks for the office.

Johnny Dangerr · 11-24-2020, 09:10 AM

This makes sence to all who keep their teeth in a cup at night...................

Chew · 11-24-2020, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sling shot

Chew,

Send this young man a CHA sticker.

Way ahead of you

Chew · 11-24-2020, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GarGuy

Well this is a Chew thread so I will follow along for the punch line.

I think a little beef bullion might help that stuff.

Blasphemy. I guess you have no idea what constitutes. vegan or not.

gwellstx · 11-24-2020, 09:20 AM

This looks great! I can't wait for the finished product.
It's not that I suck at hunting, it's just that I haven't made it out to adjust my feeder timers for daylight savings time yet.

Chew · 11-24-2020, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gwellstx

This looks great! I can't wait for the finished product.
It's not that I suck at hunting, it's just that I haven't made it out to adjust my feeder timers for daylight savings time yet.

Yep I learned my lesson last year and didn't get anything. made a special three-hour drive to change my feeder timers and the deer were able to keep up with the program. I bet you don't make that mistake again!!

Quackerbox · 11-24-2020, 09:25 AM

Even though I think one of chews kids is vegan. And hes topless in his garage. I'm still waiting on a henway,low fence elephant or a dickfer joke

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11-23-2020, 08:37 PM	#1
Chew Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Kingwood, TX Hunt In: Leon County	Suck at hunting? Follow me for more recipes! Let's get this meatless Thanksgiving started with a wildly popular appetizer! This thread is dedicated to our core group of posters that have never posted a hunting pic or competed a thread on a live hunt...but have somehow achieved "pope & young" status. This TOFU's for YOU! Ingredients: 4 blocks of extra firm tofu. I prefer organic. One bottle of Allegro hickory smoke. A knife. A pan to to marinate the tofu in. Recipe: Slice tofu lengthwise into about 1/8" strips. I was so excited that I may have made some 1/4" inch and 1/32" strips. Pour about 1/4 bottle of the Allegro into the pan. I used a cake pan with a locking lid. Start laying down layers of tofu slices in the bottom. After each letter, gently use a BBQ brush (preferably one that hasn't been contaminated in the past with bloody meat) to dip in the pan and and brush each slice. Brush several times as it soaks up the liquid. Put another layer directly on top of the first layer and repeat. Keep brushing each slice. Keep going until all layers are in the pan and generously brushed with allegro. Pour the rest of the bottle over the top and brush/mop several times until all pieces look medium brown (not white). Put the lid on the pan and put in the fridge for 3-4 hours. Then it's time for the dehydrator! I suggest using the dehydrator sheets to prevent bad dripping. I'll update later. You will be wishing you had a smell-o-vision monitor. Better keep a napkin handy for the drool! Stay tuned, my protein-loving friends! Last edited by Chew; 11-23-2020 at 09:12 PM.

11-23-2020, 08:44 PM	#5
rtp Pope & Young Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Fulshear, Texas Hunt In: open range	What the hell........this is fo real? Im sooooo glad I dont suck at hunting, lol. Last edited by rtp; 11-23-2020 at 08:49 PM.

11-23-2020, 09:07 PM	#16
Chew Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Kingwood, TX Hunt In: Leon County	Dehydrator will take 12-15 hours. I know I know... Hard to keep your hands out of the cookie jar when the garage smells this good. Last edited by Chew; 11-23-2020 at 09:14 PM.

11-23-2020, 10:05 PM	#19
Stuck Pope & Young Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Katy	I don’t know anything about tofu, if I fill a barrel with water and put it in the barrel will it grow? Last edited by Stuck; 11-23-2020 at 10:40 PM.

11-24-2020, 08:55 AM	#43
GarGuy Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2011	Well this is a Chew thread so I will follow along for the punch line. I think a little beef bullion might help that stuff. Last edited by GarGuy; 11-24-2020 at 09:09 AM.

11-23-2020, 08:38 PM	#2
Chew Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Kingwood, TX Hunt In: Leon County

11-23-2020, 08:39 PM	#3
Burnadell Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: White Oak Hunt In: Bee County	Good grief, Booby! You have lost it!!! Prayers sent for your recovery!!!

11-23-2020, 08:44 PM	#4
3DW5 Pope & Young Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Clear Lake Hunt In: Leon Co, Jim Hogg and Starr Co.	I know a few liberals on here that will love this but the majority on here, well it’s gonna be a hard sale...

11-23-2020, 08:47 PM	#6
Chew Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Kingwood, TX Hunt In: Leon County	A little preview from our last batch. They lasted about 15 minutes.

11-23-2020, 08:53 PM	#7
TB80 Ten Point Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Hill Country	I. Don’t. Understand. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

11-23-2020, 08:53 PM	#8
Pedernal Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Del Rio Hunt In: Amistad	This from the man credited with slaying the last known Loxodonta in Texas

11-23-2020, 08:55 PM	#9
Dale Moser Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Wise Cty Hunt In: Young Cty	I could not help but think of you, lieutenant...when my son shot this deer with his grandpa last weekend. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

11-23-2020, 08:57 PM	#10
Aggiehunter08 Pope & Young Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: West Texas Hunt In: The World	Are you serious Clark?!

11-23-2020, 08:58 PM	#11
Boss Buck Pope & Young Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Nevada Tx. Hunt In: Stephen Co.	Don’t be hard on him. He’s been celebrating on Linkin!!!! Lol. And for the food? No thanks

11-23-2020, 09:00 PM	#12
AlaskaFlyerFan Ten Point Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: San Antonio Hunt In: Don't have a place yet	This thread goes right along with his new avatar!

11-23-2020, 09:02 PM	#14
texasdeerhunter Ten Point Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Lufkin Hunt In: East Texas	This is pretty elaborate for a prank lol. But I’m in to see the ending

11-23-2020, 09:06 PM	#15
doug Ten Point Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Humble TX Hunt In: Victoria	I should know better....... but........ just maybe. Only thing making me think this MIGHT be true is your daughter. Im still not convinced though.

11-23-2020, 09:07 PM	#17
Johnny Dangerr Pope & Young Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Houston Hunt In: Killing Stuff These Days	Hmmm... I like Tofu occasionally - I like Alegro a lot - why did you not put in that pellit contraption you got last month? The combo might be good................

11-23-2020, 09:15 PM	#18
basskicker24 Ten Point Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: San Antonio Hunt In: Guadalupe county/ Ozona	In. I haven’t shot a deer yet this year. I might need this later. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

11-23-2020, 10:16 PM	#20
alien_scones Six Point Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Colleyville Hunt In: Baird, Callahan, Howe	i want my 30 seconds back

11-23-2020, 10:57 PM	#22
Electrican Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Burleson TX Hunt In: For a place	Beyond Jerky?

11-23-2020, 11:05 PM	#23
Chew Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Kingwood, TX Hunt In: Leon County	Are y'all getting as excited as me? Now the long wait till morning.

11-23-2020, 11:08 PM	#24
3DW5 Pope & Young Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Clear Lake Hunt In: Leon Co, Jim Hogg and Starr Co.	Pure greatness!!!!!

11-23-2020, 11:17 PM	#25
sierracharlie338 Pope & Young Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: The Republic of Texas (Houston) Hunt In: Anywhere I can.... seems to be pretty limited these days	Sierracharlie out....

11-24-2020, 12:03 AM	#26
texasdeerhunter Ten Point Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Lufkin Hunt In: East Texas	That’s you. With a dehydrator. And tofu in it. Did you lose a bet? Is this payback for shooting someone’s blind? Or missing a buck or something?? Sounds like a bet was made over over some Peach Crown and now has to be lived up to? Hahaha

11-24-2020, 03:18 AM	#29
manwitaplan Pope & Young Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Friendswood Hunt In: Texas	Bobby what in the corn bread heck are you doing?

11-24-2020, 05:17 AM	#30
Big Lee Ten Point Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: TX Hunt In: Central Texas	Most Un-Christian thread of the year. Chew I think all that gardening is not good for you.

11-24-2020, 06:46 AM	#32
deerwatcher51 Ten Point Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Brenham & Richland Springs Hunt In: Richland Springs & Washington on the Brazos	I can’t unsee this now...

11-24-2020, 07:07 AM	#33
Goldeneagle Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Allen, TX Hunt In: Where ever I get a chance.	This stuff might be good for Burnadell to gum on.

11-24-2020, 07:47 AM	#34
Chew Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Kingwood, TX Hunt In: Leon County	Yummy yummy update coming soon!

11-24-2020, 08:03 AM	#35
BTLowry Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lindale Hunt In: Behind the house and public in Texas; Kansas Unit 5	I would expect Krivo jerky since that is what you killed

11-24-2020, 08:09 AM	#36
Chew Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Kingwood, TX Hunt In: Leon County	First bag is done. These were the thinnest strips. I'd rate them a 7.5 out of 10. Should have put some jalapeno powder in the mix.

11-24-2020, 08:33 AM	#38
doug Ten Point Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Humble TX Hunt In: Victoria	I still ain't believing this....... Did you see the text I sent you this morning or did that offend the new vegetarian/vegan lifestyle?

11-24-2020, 08:37 AM	#39
rtp Pope & Young Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Fulshear, Texas Hunt In: open range	Closet Biden voter?

11-24-2020, 08:40 AM	#40
Radar Pope & Young Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Pandora, Texas Hunt In: Nockenut, Texas	Tofu jerky with an ice cold Zima, only way to roll.