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Old 11-15-2012, 10:02 PM   #1
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Iíve had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1 bottle tequila,2 cups dried fruit.

Sample a cup of tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat
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Old 11-15-2012, 10:07 PM   #2
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Awesomeness
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Old 11-15-2012, 10:10 PM   #3
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Smile TBh................
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Old 11-15-2012, 10:30 PM   #4
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I tried......................
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Old 11-16-2012, 01:14 PM   #5
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Well I wanted catch a nap at lunch. But know I'm sitting in my truck laughing. Very nice

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Old 11-16-2012, 03:30 PM   #6
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:31 PM   #7
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I will have to try this
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:34 PM   #8
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I like this recipe except I would use a good bourbon whiskey like Pendeltons!!!
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:38 PM   #9
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thats almost the exact same recipe i use to make my Crown Royal cheesecake!
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:41 PM   #10
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Worked for me!

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Old 11-16-2012, 03:43 PM   #11
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Jerp put up the same recipe as a Christmas Cake. Guess it is good all year....
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:53 PM   #12
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I think your recipe is not clear enough for all those who aren`t skilled in cooking bro...

I got the tequila bootle from the bar, then went into the kitchen, I tasted the tequila, good by the way, then found the bowl, another sip, then I turned on the mixer, another sip...(a bigger one since it tastes good) I was a little confused about the recipe so I tried to check your thread about it but I have a power failure... I got a little upset for not having it written on a paper...sip another bit, I felt a little dizzly (perhaps the bad weather outside I think) then I went back to the kitchen sipping tequila of course (that was the only thing a remembered about this weird recipe...) about 30 minutes later I ended up not knowing what to do with a cat soaked in lemon juice and salt...strain he`s nuts with a teaspoon and after that throw him out the window you said??????
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Old 11-16-2012, 08:40 PM   #13
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Lol!
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:42 PM   #14
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Visiting my parents, we are having a relaxing evening watching tv, and all of a sudden I'm cracking up laughing. They think I'm crazy.
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Old 11-26-2012, 02:03 PM   #15
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Haaahaa.
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Been looking at my old threads and this popped up...............
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Freakn hilarious!!
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I'm literally crying. My ribs and cheeks hurt. Took me about 5 minutes to read it entirely.
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Don’t have a cat..... or I’d make this tonight
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Old 11-13-2018, 09:45 PM   #20
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Oh wow, that seems like a perfect dessert.
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Old 11-14-2018, 01:07 AM   #21
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I would see if the wife could make one of these for us but since she doesn't like tequila I guess I'll have to. We don't have a cat so I will have to borrow the neighbor lady's chihuahua.
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