any good disfunctional family christmas stories

[ThisLadyHunts]

Nothing truly dysfunctional here, but one of my wife’s cousins is wearing a “Sleigh the Patriarchy” sweater ��

Daddy issues, perhaps?

[Colton]

Daddy issues, perhaps?

I don’t think so, her dad is a good guy, all her sisters (5 girls total) are cool, I guess she is just really bought in to the “white man evil” deal

[Jon Stewart]

I was a LEO for 25 years and I could write a book but one thing that happened almost every Christmas time was some clown would toss the family Christmas tree thru the front window. We would pull up and sure enough there it laid tinsel and all.

[Colton]

Update: Her white elephant gift included a “The Patriarchy gets coal for Christmas” bumper sticker

[rtp]

I don’t think so, her dad is a good guy, all her sisters (5 girls total) are cool, I guess she is just really bought in to the “white man evil” deal

She is probably related to my wife's family somehow. Lots of man haters on that branch.

[glennp]

In the middle of one now....

[rtp]

In the middle of one now....

Oh boy!!!!!!

[dope hunter]

In the middle of one now....

Start hammering out live updates!

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[glennp]

Start hammering out live updates!

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Just a little advice / teaser:

If you want some of your more "redneck" female family members to beat up your ex-wife for $500.00, make sure the ex is not on the "family" group text....

Not me but a family member really screwed up on this one.

[Colton]

My 1.5 year old daughter got toy cleaning supplies as a gift. Guess who made it a point to tell us if we have a boy he better get the same gift ��

[alien_scones]

If you want some of your more "redneck" female family members to beat up your ex-wife for $500.00, make sure the ex is not on the "family" group text....

I can see that text message as a tree ornament for next Xmas.



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[dope hunter]

Just a little advice / teaser:

If you want some of your more "redneck" female family members to beat up your ex-wife for $500.00, make sure the ex is not on the "family" group text....

Not me but a family member really screwed up on this one.

Is the ex on her way over? If so, video with audio is a must!

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[Pawnhunter]

My family told the drunk uncle he had to be vaccinated to go to Thanksgiving. So here I am about to put a prime rib on for myself

Sounds like great plan.

[Pawnhunter]

I have a good one. Got to “meet” my 2 new cousins this year....brother and sister who are now both transgender. At least my aunt and uncle still have a “boy” and a “girl”. The crazy part is the girl/ now a boy is dating her best friend from high school that is a gay guy. Pretty screwed up.

Reminds me of Ray Stevens I’m my own grandpa!!!

[droebuck]

My 1.5 year old daughter got toy cleaning supplies as a gift. Guess who made it a point to tell us if we have a boy he better get the same gift ��

Just tell her “nah that’s women’s work” and let the games begin. Get this thread going.