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Old 11-30-2021, 12:52 PM   #1
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Need your assistance

Need four itemsfor my salesmen to create a sales pitch for and then sell to the audience.

I have four pairs of salesmen (four teams).

They will have 15 minutes to brainstorm and prepare and then they will have three minutes to get their sales pitch to the management team a.k.a. the audience.

Can be funny but not raunchy.

So far the two I have is:

Selling Vegan Burgers at Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo.

Snow Thrower Machine in South Texas

Let’s hear them.


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Old 11-30-2021, 12:59 PM   #2
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Selling work boots during a big city riot.
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Old 11-30-2021, 01:00 PM   #3
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"Sell me this pen."

Sorry man, that's the first thing that popped into my head. Wolf of Wall Street reference.
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Old 11-30-2021, 01:01 PM   #4
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Skyhooks

Pipe stretchers

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Cordless extension cords

BA 110N forms
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Old 11-30-2021, 01:04 PM   #5
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Skyhooks

Pipe stretchers

Muffler Bearings

Cordless extension cords

BA 110N forms
ID 10T forms
Ok Ricky…lol
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Old 11-30-2021, 01:06 PM   #6
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Ok Ricky…lol
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Old 11-30-2021, 01:15 PM   #7
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Afro combs at a KKK rally.
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Old 11-30-2021, 01:16 PM   #8
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Old 11-30-2021, 01:22 PM   #9
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Sell Ice to Eskimos
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Old 11-30-2021, 01:22 PM   #10
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Vacuum cleaners at a women's lib convention.
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Old 11-30-2021, 03:46 PM   #11
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Vacuum cleaners at a women's lib convention.

That made me laugh out loud


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Old 11-30-2021, 03:54 PM   #12
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Old 11-30-2021, 04:03 PM   #13
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Oil field ________, _________ etc etc

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Entertainment, party supplies
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Old 11-30-2021, 04:08 PM   #14
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We sold some crazy stuff in my college sales class, but can't remember any specifics. One of my training classes when I was with a big company we did an exercise where we sold cruise ships to a dictator.
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Old 11-30-2021, 04:16 PM   #15
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Here are a few:
Trump hats at a Democrap rally
Reading glasses to a blind man
Pot to a police man
Live rounds and a pistol to Alec Baldwin
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Old 11-30-2021, 04:28 PM   #16
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Here are a few:
Trump hats at a Democrap rally
Reading glasses to a blind man
Pot to a police man
Live rounds and a pistol to Alec Baldwin

That’s the stuff!! Lol


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Old 11-30-2021, 04:38 PM   #17
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Snow blowing machine in south Texas should sell itself.


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Old 11-30-2021, 04:43 PM   #18
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A bigger sun to the desert
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Old 11-30-2021, 05:14 PM   #19
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Snow blowing machine in south Texas should sell itself.
The old Gander Mountain near me thought the same thing
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Old 11-30-2021, 06:09 PM   #20
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Work gloves at a welfare office.
Fresh Ribeyes at a Pita convention.
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Old 11-30-2021, 07:01 PM   #21
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Convincing the Local Thrift Resale Shop to buy socks with a hole in the heel for resale. Why should they?
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Old 11-30-2021, 07:21 PM   #22
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It is nice to be retired and not have to put up with this kind of nonsense at work anymore.....lol
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Old 11-30-2021, 09:43 PM   #23
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It is nice to be retired and not have to put up with this kind of nonsense at work anymore.....lol

Lol ok Scrooge


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